Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Nouw]

I block the shot and it hits my leg. I gladly take the spoils.

 

[Nouw]

I get hit. My friends from E Company in my avatar come and help me. They begin to lay down suppressing fire while I respawn. I point towards my badges.

"Oooh! A glass of beer!"

 

[Nouw]

They all die. I take their M1 Carbines and throw their grenades. In the midst of all of this, I run guns blazing headshotting you. I then take that beer and the spoils.

 

[Stone Wera]

I take wootsman's wallet, and give all the rewards to Nouw. You earned it.

 

[Nouw]

Wow thanks. Keep the change. (Holy shit thats a lot!)

Lets get ready for whoever dare opposes us!

 

[Nouw]

Nevermind that. Another one bites the dust.

 

[Stone Wera]

Then we came back to life through a series of complex rituals performed by our friends and families.
NOT just saying we did and expecting everyone to understand.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny: I have my associates Bill and Ted kill all three of you with thier Tommy guns. take my wallet and my money from the twitching corpse of whoever was the last to steal it. we go back in time to the last days of the western frontier(not saying what year ). we live out our days working a saloon ever vigilent should you try to come for us.

 

[Zirat]

Picking myself off the floor again, this is starting to seem familliar, I grab my drink and reach into my pocket and pay with tip. I light, aim at Nouw, and throw for a direct hit.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny: Zirat Im sending a drone from the past to collect you. If you wanna join me, bill and ted press your hand to the scanner and when it id's you you'll be brought to our current locaion in the past

 

[Nouw]

While turning off my I-Pod I throw a pie to hit that flaming drink. The Pie explodes and sets a part of the bar on fire. Unfortunately, the bar is indestructible.

I quickly get a Fire-Proof Vest and give one to Stone Wera

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I open a portal from the past and spray Stone Wera with Gasoline before closing it ;P

 

[Nouw]

Nooo! My Comrade! I shall avenge you! I quickly call for help from my friendly organisation, the 101st Airborne of WW2! We will find AgDr_ODST!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD, respawning inside the basement after a thorough bleaching, emerges from the basement, guns blazing, and aims the spray of bullets at Nouw. "RUN, COWARDS!" he screams at the top of his lungs.

 

[Nouw]

I take the shots and ask my fellow Paratrooper Friends to aid me. I get a medpack

"FIRE ALL WEAPONS!"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Er. Wait. What?" HoD scratches his head. "What exactly are you planning?"