Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Shemming]

shemming reboots and then gives HoD a flaming terminator hug[sup]tm[/sup].

edit for legal reasons.

 

[Stone Wera]

shemming reboots and then gives HoD a flaming terminator hug.

This seems oddly familiar... And please Remember, that's Flaming Hug[sub]TM[/sub].
It's trademarked now.

 

[Shemming]

leaves to replace the lost grapics card.

i'll be back......

 

[Stone Wera]

I nick shemming's wallet as he leaves. And then exit the bar to return at a later convienience.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp pulls stone back into the bar and beats him with a bowl of cheerios.

 

[Stone Wera]

I gobble down the cheerios and blast a vuvuzela in Pimppeter2's face.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Ahh! Pimp jumps from out the window, only to return with a pissed off South African team.

 

[Stone Wera]

I flash red card! I think that might help me... I don't watch soccer.

EDIT: Why yes. Yes that does help me.

 

[Sweetlew]

I enter the bar and cast Mass Dominate Person on the soccer team and order them to cleatstomp Stone and the pimp.

 

[Stone Wera]

[sup]...Red... card...[/sup]

I take a shot of tequila from the dead bartender, and the molotov he made for Zirat and toss it at Sweetlew. Realizing that I won't beat him without magic, however. I cast Flare. Or pull a rabbit out of my hat, whichever.

 

[Sweetlew]

Temporarily blinded, I order my soccer team to form a protective wall of human flesh until my sight returns.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I order a drink.
It tastes good.
I pay for the drink.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im not dead you puking clown jackass! anyway I bring in the frenzied whipped US soccer fans and tell them Stone is pulling for Ghana. After much brutality only a red clown wig is left

@Bloody Thoughts: one whiskey on the rocks
@Zirat: sorry about the delay Tim Curry(*winks*) anyway just for you one molotov cocktail, just refrain from throwing it at the bar in frustration.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I ask AgDr to buy me another drink, he refuses and I spit acid on him.
And then I shoot him. 'Cause I am original like that.

 

[Stone Wera]

Im not dead you puking clown jackass! anyway I bring in the frenzied whipped US soccer fans and tell them Stone is pulling for Ghana. After much brutality only a red clown wig is left

@Bloody Thoughts: one whiskey on the rocks
@Zirat: sorry about the delay Tim Curry(*winks*) anyway just for you one molotov cocktail, just refrain from throwing it at the bar in frustration.

Never said you were. You just never took it. So I took it for you!

OT: I pull a rabbit out of my hat and throw it over the Soccer team. I then (using morse code) order my bunny to snuggle Sweetlew TO DEATH

EDIT: Oh, and also RED CARD.

 

[Sweetlew]

The natural urge of the soccer player's to flee the red card overpowers my spell and they flee. Seeing the bunny come at me, I make a delicious rabbit stew with turnips, carrots, and seasoned with pure HATRED. I subsequently throw the boiling soup at JourneyThroughHell.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@journey: no need to be a jackass I would have served you.
@Stone: screw your red card whatever the hell it is. I bring in a pack of lions who are in the mood for clown. you are promptly ripped to shreds

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

@AgDr_ODST:
So, you would've served a stranger who doesn't want to spend his own money on drinks?
Then, umm, well, I'll have another drink.

 

[Stone Wera]

@journey: no need to be a jackass I would have served you.
@Stone: screw your red card whatever the hell it is. I bring in a pack of lions who are in the mood for clown. you are promptly ripped to shreds

Very sexy shreds!

Game over for me.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@journey: coming right up, I've yet to be paid for one drink, unless death by clown suddenly counts(and it doesn't)
@stone: about as sexy as US losing to ghana which is to say not at all