Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Stone Wera]

I throw petrol on Bloody thoughts while his getting flame hugged by Sone Wera.
They both *puts on shades* go up in flames.

Too late. Sorry, maybe next time.

 

[Shemming]

I stab Stone Wera with my sharp wit.

 

[Zirat]

"Oh no you didnt!" I say and turn my beatings away from Bloody and on to Stone Wera with a punch to the solar plexus and a knee to the face "And where is my Cocktail!"

 

[Shemming]

I drop a zombie virus in the bar, just to make things intersting.

 

[Stone Wera]

I pull out a switchblade and throw it at the bartender. Then direct my attention on Zirat with my other switchblade (one of 23 always kept on my person at all times) slashing him across the eyes and blinding him.

 

[Shemming]

The zombies i unleashed begin biteing Stone Wera and zirat, while i use a sword i stole earlier to fend of the zombies attacking myself.

 

[Zirat]

"I dont need eyes to beat you down" I say flailing like an idiot picking up a stool and throwing it at Shemming

 

[Shemming]

one of my zombies dives in the way of the stool, whilst i start throwing cutlery at Zirat.

 

[Stone Wera]

I zombify, and gain a strange craving for educated brains.
Oh, well. I'll pick some up at the store after this fight.

I grab Zirat from behind and begin rapidly stabbing back. However, I let him go as my craving for brains have got the better of me, and make a lunge for Bloody Thoughts. I rip his head open and make a brain and cheese sandwich from his cranial contents. My hunger satisfied I return to the fight.

 

[Shemming]

I pick up the nearst weapon, happening to be a startled turtle, and begin hammering Stone Wera with it. "You will not have my brains zombie minion"

 

[Stone Wera]

I bite the turtle, zombifying it. The turle turns on shemming biting his fingers off one by one.

 

[Shemming]

i reveal im in fact a terminator the zombie turtle has no effect, procedingly i throw Stone Wera into zirat.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD installs Windows Vista on Shemming.

 

[Stone Wera]

Thinking quickly I take a pint of beer from the bar and splash it on shemming. The liquid gets into his system and causes him to short circuit.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD throws a bottle of bleach on Stone Wera, quickly draining him of his color and his ability to vomit rainbows.

 

[Shemming]

Yeah thats fair all pick on the robot your all robotists....*crashes*
Dam vista, dam it to hell.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD steals shemming's graphics card.

"What the hell? This one is ten years' old? How in the world do you see anything?"

 

[Shemming]

while crashed i fall on top of HoD, pinning him down for the zombies to munch on him.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD uses his amazing stick figure to wiggle out from the mass of Terminator body. "Aw, you broke the graphics card," he complained, before lighting shemming on fire.

 

[Stone Wera]

In desperate attempt to regain individuality after being bleached I paint myself golden... But my rainbow vomiting days are over.
In a fit of rage I jam the bleach bottle down HoD's throat, and kick him in the nether regions.