Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Heart of Darkness]

OOC: I meant my nose...

HoD rubs the bruise casually, and slips behind Bloody. "Well, pie or not," he slips a butterfly knife into Bloody's back while changing color from red to blue, "I never really was on your side."

 

[RockyH]

Blind, Deaf, Sick with MCD, and in slow motion, I scream for someone to put out of my misery. After having a slow mo fight with me, of course.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD enters the bar, and notices that it is deserted. "Uh..." He sees RH screaming on the floor in pain, and takes pity on him. He casts Esuna on the poor soul, healing him of his status abnormalities, and then he goes to the bar.

"Hopefully this will be enough to bring the bar back up to code...I don't know how to cast Life on a building..."

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Melas Zepheos appears from behind and slams HoD's head into the bar, then leaps into slow motion as he flies for RH

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD rubbed his sore head. "Well, that worked a bit, but not in the way I expected!" He fires the soda nozzle at MZ, spraying him and RH down with the bar's supply of Dr. Pepper.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

MZ begins to shrivel and burn under the cheap cola substitute, reduced to a quivering fetal ball.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD plays soccer with MZ, and shoots him into the fireplace. "Goal!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp resurrects old game, then slaps everyone with clown shoes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

After standing quitely behind the bar while chaos erupts around Jenny(my made up name for the woman in my avatar) pulls out a shotgun and starts taking potshots at Heart of Darkness and the n00b(the guy with less than 200 posts)

 

[Zirat]

I walk in through the doors just in time to see the shot gun blast as I duck into a nearby booth, And wait to see what happens...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I walk into the boost and then "FALCOWN PAAAAWWNNCH!!!!"

 

[Shemming]

I walk into the bar.look round and say "not worth it" before attempting to slip out.

i presumable die before leaving

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp shoots Shemming in the face before he can leave

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD throws a cherry bomb at Pimp. "Oh, wait, the cherry bombs are right here. Instead, I threw...actual cherries?"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I pull out a miniature stick of dynamite light it and toss it at HoD, before tossing some shurikens at Fury

 

[capin Rob]

LIGHTING BOLT! LIGHTING BOLT!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the bolt reduces Jenny to a skeleton before she respawns behind the bar and cuts capin Robs head off with a chainsaw

 

[Zirat]

I cheer Jenny on from the safety of the booth and throw a broken beer bottle at Pimp

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD waves the smoke out of his face, and kicks Zirat through the booth's glass with his ENERGY LEGS.

 

[capin Rob]

SUPER KAMAHEMAHA!!!!!!!!