Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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(It wasn't a bullet from a gun. It's the name of a rubber attack. I'm made of rubber so I can stretch myself to any extent I want. And in Gomu Gomu no Pistols case, I just shot my fist at your face by using momentum.) I here HoD wisper something about coke as he lie semi-concious on the floor after the punch I just gave him.
HoD respawns. "Bullet, bullet punch...same thing, Fury. Don't expect me to know whatever move you decide to rip from some anime, and then use its more-or-less Japanese name on me. Speaking of Japanese..." HoD smiles, and the tone of his voice changes. "I heard that rubber becomes quite brittle when frozen. So you need to chill out. Blizzaja!!" The Ice-4 spell travels and hits Fury square in the chest.
He turns around. "As for you, RH, you get to experience the slowest day of your life. Slowaga!" The Slow spell engulfs RH. "And I think a dash of Silence and Blind will also do you wonders." HoD also casts the Silence and Blind spells on RH.
He turns around. "As for you, RH, you get to experience the slowest day of your life. Slowaga!" The Slow spell engulfs RH. "And I think a dash of Silence and Blind will also do you wonders." HoD also casts the Silence and Blind spells on RH.
Melas Zepheos is walking past and sees HoD casting magic. Sneaks up behind HoD while he's distracted and elbows him in the side of the head, then jumps behind the bar.
HoD recoils from the blow to the head he received from Zepheos, and, taking inspiration from the woes of The Pimp, throws an 'S' block at Zepheos.
MZ takes an 'S' block to the forehead and staggers into the shelves, arming himself with two broken bottles of whiskey. He throws one at The Pimp and the other at HoD
[I think I've said it before in this thread, but going into Godmode isn't a good way to play games, even in a game as hectic as this. Remember, kids, don't take control of someone else's body and actions without their express permission!
--HoD
P.S. We're playing to have fun, not to win. Take events in stride, and never go flat out invincible for extended periods of time. It's not fun to play with people who take no damage and deal out 9999 per attack.]
HoD caught the whiskey bottle before his brain imploded, and he respawned in the basement with the bottle in one hand, and a note [the above] in the other. He then walks up to the front door of the bar, and, using the whiskey bottle as a hammer, nails the note to the faux mahogany panels. "Good, now, everyone read this. If it happens again, I will smite you. If you need me, I have brains to clean." HoD vanishes into the janitors closet and returns with a mop.
"Stupid old body...had to go and have his brains implode everywhere..." he grumbled.
OOC: I request to have that appended to the OP.
--HoD
P.S. We're playing to have fun, not to win. Take events in stride, and never go flat out invincible for extended periods of time. It's not fun to play with people who take no damage and deal out 9999 per attack.]
HoD caught the whiskey bottle before his brain imploded, and he respawned in the basement with the bottle in one hand, and a note [the above] in the other. He then walks up to the front door of the bar, and, using the whiskey bottle as a hammer, nails the note to the faux mahogany panels. "Good, now, everyone read this. If it happens again, I will smite you. If you need me, I have brains to clean." HoD vanishes into the janitors closet and returns with a mop.
"Stupid old body...had to go and have his brains implode everywhere..." he grumbled.
OOC: I request to have that appended to the OP.
OOC: What HoD said
Thanks for the Whiskey friend! Why is it dripping? Aww crap. I got cut!
Eww... Blood.
Anyone want some? Once you get past the shattered glass, its really good!
Thanks for the Whiskey friend! Why is it dripping? Aww crap. I got cut!
Eww... Blood.
Anyone want some? Once you get past the shattered glass, its really good!
Oh! You can have some of my blood pimp! It tastes like blueberry vodka!
...
But first!
*tackle hugs Pimp*
...
But first!
*tackle hugs Pimp*
"Er...I think I'll just stick with drinks from the soda tap, thanks. I don't need to die a fourth time in a twenty-four hour period by ingesting broken glass."
EDIT: "Goddamn it, Bloody. Didn't you see the note? Stop dealing 9999 damage!" HoD teases in a mock serious tone.
EDIT: "Goddamn it, Bloody. Didn't you see the note? Stop dealing 9999 damage!" HoD teases in a mock serious tone.
OOC: I wasn't being serious, y'know. Well, to you. I was being serious in the note. If you want to tackle Pimp for 9999 damage, go ahead.
...Just don't do it all the time, hear?
...Just don't do it all the time, hear?
*gets right back up*
Okay mommy!
*tackle hugs HOD for ova 9 thousand...*
I was going to make up for my stupid accidental edited post, wasn't I?
Also...HOORAY FOR MEMES!
Okay mommy!
*tackle hugs HOD for ova 9 thousand...*
I was going to make up for my stupid accidental edited post, wasn't I?
Also...HOORAY FOR MEMES!
HoD pinches the bridge of his nose. "Indeed. Memes are..." HoD's forehead veins bulge, "...quite fun. Tell me, Bloody, what do you think of spies?"