Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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mcgroobber jumps over bar, and gives nivag the jd + the coke,
jumps back over and sits at stool
jumps back over and sits at stool
Woot!
Now I can go back to being a Pokemon master!
*Throws pokeball at Nivag*
Gonna catch me a Hoot Hoot.
Now I can go back to being a Pokemon master!
*Throws pokeball at Nivag*
Gonna catch me a Hoot Hoot.
Jumps through a nearby window, picks up a stool and flings it at Pimp's face. Then using the distraction The Infinite picks up a nearby drink and throws it on Mcgroober before putting him on fire.
HoD slides in through the bar's chimney, and uses his portal gun to achieve maximum velocity before slamming feet-first into Infinite. He then gets up, walks to the bar, and pours himself a cherry cola. "Mmm...refreshing!"
HoD slams his drink down on the bar. "I work here!" he shouted, then went back to enjoying his cherry cola. He also muttered under his breath, "...as a freelancer, so no, I didn't pay."
Comes out of the celler with a barbed wire chair being held onto by Remleiz implanted into his face.
With a deft neck movement, the chair is flung out of his face, which proceeds to fly across the bar and pin Heart of Darkness's resting hand on to the bar top. Remleiz is painfully, but not fatally, impaled on a beer pump.
With a deft neck movement, the chair is flung out of his face, which proceeds to fly across the bar and pin Heart of Darkness's resting hand on to the bar top. Remleiz is painfully, but not fatally, impaled on a beer pump.
HoD screams in pain, and rips the chair off his hand. He holds his bloodied hand close to his chest, and, wincing, calls out to OptimusHagrid. "You'll pay for that, you son of a b****!" He screamed, and unleashed a salvo of fire blasts towards the culprit.
Uses the table in front of him to shield against a missing fireblast. The strong alcoholic beverages now spilled, instantly ignite and the table is caught on flames. In panic VG throws the table away in uncertain direction.
Speaking of biting thumbs... *bites down softly on rubber thumb and exhales hard, inflating bone marrow in hand, making hand Three times larger than self* Gear Third! Bone Fuusen! *Kicks up and rubber foot crashes through bar ceiling. Uses muscles to move air in hand to foot.* GIGANT ONO! *Lets giant foot crash into bar, killing pimp, skeletor, Vitor, optimus, and HoD. I deflate foot and become the size of a small toddler for around 30 seconds.*
HoD respawns from the unfortunate crushing in the basement. In fury, he seeks out Fury, grabs him, and pulls out his best Fawful impression. "I HAVE FURY!!!" he screams, picking Fury up by the scruff* of his shirt, and tosses him headfirst into the wall.
[sub][sub]*OOC: Scruff's the right word there, right?[/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub]*OOC: Scruff's the right word there, right?[/sub][/sub]
I get back up and dust my shirt off and pick up my straw hat. "Don't you know that that won't hurt a rubber man?" I Gomu Gomu no Pistol HoD in the face.
The bullet bounces off HoD's face. "Don't you I'm bulletproof thanks to the effects of the cherry coke I drank earlier[footnote]Disclaimer: Drinking cherry coke may not actually make you bulletproof. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try.[/footnote]? Your guns don't stand a chance against me. Also, have some acid." HoD splashes a 500-mL beaker of 18 M H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub] on Fury.