Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Heart of Darkness]

"Mcgroober, I'm not going to kill Pimp with it. Besides, if I did, he'd just respawn like the rest of us. So just gimme the damn 198 proof."

 

[NeoAC]

HoD, are you trying to burn down the bar again?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"No," HoD states with a cracking voice and shifty eyes. "That'd be against the rules. I'm only interested in turning into a incendiary throwing device."

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Respawns*

Sissy drinks! Heathens!

*Lights everyone on fire*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

OMFGIMONFIRE! *smacks pimp's tit with a blackjack*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD sighs. "When will people learn that you can't set me on fire?" HoD transfers the flames to Pimp, and extinguishes the others. He then jumps behind the bar and swipes the 99% methyl alcohol bottle. "Thank you!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

My Tits!

@HoD, You can't steal! Thats illegal!

*takes out gun and shoots at*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Pimp, this is a no-holds-barred[footnote]Within the rules, of course.[/footnote] fight, I've been using your bar to moonshine as a bartender, and now you're criticizing me of stealing? Ha-ha, you make me laugh!" HoD takes the bullet in the shoulder, and turns the methyl alcohol into a Molotov cocktail. "Perhaps a refreshing beverage will calm you down!" he cries as he tosses the flaming bomb of death at the owner.

 

[Pimppeter2]

But how else am I supposed to make high high profits and provide low low prices?

 

[mcgroobber]

says hi to pimp, how you doing tonight

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Pimp, you might want to consider selling people into slavery. No, telling them to fight in the bar is NOT slavery. Perhaps the few people who haven't actually fought in a while would do. Oh, and not letting me steal and subsequently sell your beverages would help that, too."

 

[RockyH]

In walks RH, Looks at the Pimp, says 'I'm Not Gonna Kill Ya, you'd just respawn. But What's stopping me from beating you senseless?' And then proceeds to kick the pimps face in, not killing him, but putting him in a coma, so that he will not respawn.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip shoots Pimp in the face. "Don't be so cruel, RH." Mudkip then uses Falcon Punch on RH.

 

[RockyH]

RH then Grabs The Mudkips head, tears it off its shoulders, and sits down at a table and eats it politely, with correct cutlery, and drinking the blood with little finger out.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip uses his mystical Nintendo Censoring Squad to stop that, effectively protecting him.

 

[RockyH]

RH casually walks off towards the toilets, and on the way, calmly stabs the Pimps face into a mess of flesh, blood and muscle, before tossing a glass of acid into his eyes.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Slaves you say?

*Throws pokeball at mudkip*

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Gets shot*

Now I won't catch my first pokemon!

YOU BASTARD!

 

[mcgroobber]

waves hello to pimp and others

how do you do