Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[AgDr_ODST]

*dodge* "you again? really?" Jenny says irritated "I just painted my nails, take him out boys" She says as the two bald guys(lets call them Bill and Ted) rise up from thier position infront of her, cut rob inhalf with mini-uzis before taking a beer toasting eachother and walking off while they drink

 

[Omega V]

Omega walked into the bar, eager for a stiff drink. surveying the scene of carnage before him, he barely managed to side-step a powerful energy bolt that crackled past him. Drawing his bat'leth, he loosed a war cry and charged strait at capin Rob, aiming his curved sword at Robs heart.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I saw off one of Omega's robotic legs with a rotating power saw.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny takes a mini chainsaw and saws off Omegas other leg before a bottle of Jack to Fury "catch" she shouts to him as it flys through the air

 

[Omega V]

Omega sits on the floor and stares at the stumps of his legs. he then glares at his enemy's and screams ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND! he then lights his jet pack, which sends him rocketing into the air as he sent a fusilade of laser fire into Fury, who was engulfed in blinding ruby light.

 

[RockyH]

After being healed by HOD (OOC: I like your new avatar!), I get up and Absoluetly batter Omega Rocky-Balboa style, before cutting off nose and ordering a martini from the bar.

 

[Shemming]

Shemming respawns outside the bar with dual shotguns, runs in screaming. and is then hit by a flying beer bottle.

EDIT : 100th post, automatically respawns as cthullu and eats pimp and heart of darkness

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny: one martini coming right up noobie. and I'm guessing you want it "shaken not stirred" like every first time drinker?

 

[Stone Wera]

I run into the bar wildly flailing a sword around shouting HI-HOOOOOOOOOO, SILVER!

 

[Shemming]

I trip Stone Wera as he runs into the bar, and run of with his sword.

 

[Stone Wera]

I get pissed off, and then search eBay for a new sword.

 

[capin Rob]

SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stone Wera]

After waiting 3 weeks for my new sword to arrive I rejoin the fight and, again, throw shemming into the fireplace.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I walk in casual right behind Stonewera, and push him a bit so that he falls in the fireplace. I snicker a bit, then go to order a whiskey.

 

[Stone Wera]

I run around screaming like a mad man, until I assess the situation.
I run up to Blood Thoughts and give him a firey hug of death, while Xandus117 is still beating him with his fish.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was shielded by Stone's firery death hugs, but I also got third degree burns. I jumped up, and jumped on Xandus's back and started clawing at his eyes.

 

[Zirat]

I look around, dust myself off and walk up to the bar and order a Molotov Cocktail, and then seeing Bloody Thoughts I grab him by his hair and start beating his head against the bar

 

[Shemming]

I throw petrol on Bloody thoughts while his getting flame hugged by Sone Wera.
They both *puts on shades* go up in flames.

edit: ninja, who knew they enjoyed bar fights

 

[Stone Wera]

Having fish shaped bruises and third degree burns, I panic and ***** slap the nearest person.
Who turns out to be Zirat.