Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[AgDr_ODST]

I yell at Jenny to stop calling me noobie before throwing a grenade into her mouth, then after the explosion stabbing her remains into fine porridge.
Then eat it.

yeah about that new guy, not happening. You see Im not in the bar Im in the past sending "suprises" to you dopes via portals that shut as soon as they're delivered

 

[Shemming]

@PsychoticForesight " a joke sure, nothing much else is happening", dodges light arms fire whilst sipping drink

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Question: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: trick question, feminists can't change anything!"Avoids a bullet shot at him by a group of women.

 

[Shemming]

@PsychoticForesight "lolz very funny, so done much recently?" whilst diving through the air firing pistols.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Nothing too important."Catches another bottle thrown at him and takes a shot everytime somone gets a broken bone

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD leans on the counter, and address PsychoticForesight directly. "I hope you plan on paying for those shots, boy, as the drinks aren't free."

 

[Shemming]

@PF "i wonder if the bar owner is paying to much for his insurance?" *catches thrown bottle and has a drink from it*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming"Hmm....Possibly,this place is safe and the neighborhood isn't dangerous."

@HoD "I'll pay before I go,don worry."

 

[Shemming]

*grabs another thrown drink and sips* "HoD do i have to pay for that one?"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Jenny Opens a portal from the Past*:
@HoD: in your dreams jackass the deed to the bar is in my name
@shemming: while im on vacation in the past the drinks(for you and PF, and Zirat) are on the house. Stone Wera and his clown friend pay double
*Jenny shuts the portal*

 

[Shemming]

@AgDr_ODST " excelent" *starts helping self to drinks*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD shakes his head. "Don't listen to Jenny; as long as Herr Pimp still lives, the deed to the bar is in his name. So you'll need to pay for every drink in the bar, unless stated otherwise." He tousles shemming's hair before turning to PF. "And you better hope you remember to pay, I don't want to track you down a drive a railroad spike through your head."

 

[Stone Wera]

Nooo! My Comrade! I shall avenge you! I quickly call for help from my friendly organisation, the 101st Airborne of WW2! We will find AgDr_ODST!

No need to avenge. I had fire proof clothes, remember? Just more fire on the fire proof.
I then travel back in time to the last days of the old West (won't say what year). So I can fuck with people's heads... Using the technology of the FUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUURE!

Oh, and I also stop in a saloon and start ANOTHER bar fight, a mirror image of the one here. Satisfied with my work I head back to todays bar fight and kick shemmings in the graphics card.

 

[Shemming]

this is confusing me *shotguns Hod* "drinks for everybody now!"

 

[Omega V]

Omega, having regained consciousness and reattached his spare mechanical legs, grabs a drink from the bar and ignites his light saber and slashes shemming

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Finds the old piano and begins playing the cheers theme

 

[Shemming]

shemming begins a light saber duel with omega V whilst continueing small talk "so hows the weather been PF?"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD returns from the basement of respawn, walks up to shemming, and beans him over the head with a cinder block.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Oh fair nuff,blue skies and all that."

 

[Shemming]

@PF " the rabble they let in these days" solar plexes HoD