Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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A wild COUGARMAN appears!
He crawls on his knees right through your saloon, and mauls your face, going RRRROWWLL!
He crawls on his knees right through your saloon, and mauls your face, going RRRROWWLL!
Unexpectedly, a unicorn comes in, and paints the entire room with it's vomit in RAINBOW!!!
....Oh, and it kidnaps your girlfriend.
HoD douses Charlie the Unicorn with a bottle of bleach, relegating it to the same fate as Stone Wera--grey, and unable to vomit rainbows.
The unicorn still runs off with your girlfriend, but then dies, due to it lacking robot-unicorn-rainbow power.
Then, another, more srius unicorn appears, and electrocutes HoD with bolts of lightening!
Then, another, more srius unicorn appears, and electrocutes HoD with bolts of lightening!
HoD hits the explosive pie with a tennis racket, only to have his face covered in cherries. "Mmm, it's an explosion of flavor in my mouth!" he states, before realizes how that could be misconstrued. Flustered, he runs over to Nouw, and starts beating him with the tennis racket, if only to divert attention away from what he just said.
EDIT: He then gets shocked by the lit-bolts, dies, respawns, and kills the unicorn by erasing it with a large, novelty eraser.
EDIT: He then gets shocked by the lit-bolts, dies, respawns, and kills the unicorn by erasing it with a large, novelty eraser.
HoD rips open the fabric of space-time, pulls Jenny back into the past, and steals Cougarman back, before releasing it on her.
Wobbuffet just stands in the corner, doing absolutely bloody nothing.
Wobbuffet just stands in the corner, doing absolutely bloody nothing.
A man appears in a flash of light, smelling strangely like blurple, and eats a bagel. Then, he instantly disappears into a giant toaster.
IxionIndustries appears, and says "Wait, are we actually using characters, or just doing random shi-". He then gets interrupted by a prawn nipping at his genitals. He melts.
HoD respawns, and fires the bagel man out of the toaster and directly at Nouw.
EDIT: OOC: @Ixion: Whatever floats your boat. If you want to do a character, do a character. If you want to do random shit, do random shit--just don't godmode and start controlling other peoples' actions yourself (aside from dying, as it's about as deadly as the cold).
EDIT: OOC: @Ixion: Whatever floats your boat. If you want to do a character, do a character. If you want to do random shit, do random shit--just don't godmode and start controlling other peoples' actions yourself (aside from dying, as it's about as deadly as the cold).
Suddenly a vulture-headed man wearing a party hat falls from the ceiling. Clearly he is either drunk, or dead. Then, a raven-headed man riddled with tumors boils out of the air from nothing, and kicks the body.
"Now that this idiot is out of the way, let's get srius."
"Now that this idiot is out of the way, let's get srius."
"Uh," HoD states meekly, "are you misspelling 'serious' on purpose, or will I have to report you to Die Fuhrer of Spellczech?"
"Oh yes... I did mis-spell it on purpose. You see, while those 'unexpected guests' were great and all, it's time for a bit of consistency. Instead of unexpected guests, it's time for some unexpected changes.. And let me say, there shall be a lot of them."
While the raven-headed man spoke, his face warped and twisted into several others: Hitler, Queen Elizabeth, Steve Jobs, Oprah Winfrey, and even Richard Simmons. It would be a grisly sight to normal people, but I suspect none of us are normal here, huh?
While the raven-headed man spoke, his face warped and twisted into several others: Hitler, Queen Elizabeth, Steve Jobs, Oprah Winfrey, and even Richard Simmons. It would be a grisly sight to normal people, but I suspect none of us are normal here, huh?