Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Safe in the Dark]

My expression:

 

[Shemming]

Im confused how did batman get here? *shrugs* time for anther few drinks then.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD thwacks PF upside the head with the softball bat, and goes up the stairs back into the bar. "No!" he screams at shemming. "Bar's closed! Bad...cat...thing!"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Walks back upstairs and steals all the Vodka and makhorka.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD sighs. "Goddammit. I may as well just light all the damn alcohol on fire if everyone's going to keep drinking it." HoD jumps behind the bar, and begins throwing Molotov cocktails at everyone.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Waffles gets hit in the with a Molotov cocktail, his head starts to catch on fire. "Hm...I feel weird...."

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Well, if you're feeling weird, some rubbing alcohol might make ya feel better." With that, HoD douses Waffles with rubbing alcohol, causing the flames to rise in intensity.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"This is the ultimate bar fight,of ultimate destiny,good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Huh.....Feels kinda good...." Waffles said. "Bar fight?! Where?!"

 

[Shemming]

And only one will survive, i wonder who it will be?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"This is the ultimate barfight, of ultimate destiny."

Cue the bass bridge while Waffles gets more rubbing alcohol dumped upon him.

 

[Nouw]

I return as a Spartan-II again.

 

[Shemming]

HA your spartan-II is no match for a giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup]

my giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] simply cruches the spartan-II then lazers his body.

 

[SPCF]

Pfft...
your giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickem is nothing compared to my 2 giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickems...

the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickems used gangbang...
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!

 

[(Insert name hear)]

I walk in and see a giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickem , then I use my Anti- giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickem spray on it.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Possesses the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickem[sup]tm[/sup] and begins crushing everything "I am assuming Direct control."

 

[Shemming]

foolish person, you realise all of the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup]'s were wiped out in the nuclear apocolypse in the furnace dimension mine is tha last of its kind!
*giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] stomps on(insertnamehear) for his ignorance*

 

[(Insert name hear)]

gets behind Psychotic, taps him in the shoulder and screams while pointing at him "MIND FREAK!!!!!" (I just freaked your mind.)

 

[Shemming]

@PF arrr to quick fine control the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] i'll be having another drink.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Then realizes that he just got stomped on and says "......." (it is hard to talk after being stomped on.)