Ultimate hiding place

[Swaki]

when i was a kid and playing hide and seek i was hiding between the bushes, inside trees or behind the playhouse, i was a true ninja (and back then i wasn't fat) alway the last to be found *proud face*.

and i don't live at home so no need to hind porn nor do i use drugs, but if i where to hide something i would use the 4 cm wide and 15 cm deep hole behind my radiator which i suspect the previous owner used to hide drugs or a knife or something.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

You know when I read the name of this thread I immediatley thought of the song "Secrect place" by Megadeth. Anyway, my dresser is really weird and has strange spaces in the back, you have to take out multiple drores to get at them, that makes a good place to hide things. ...Not heads though, I don't want bleeding dressers and blood-drenched clothing.

 

[kewlrabbit]

In a shoebox on the bottom shelf of my bookcase. Hidden in plain sight, as it were.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

In a case that's rigged with a sawn off shotgun that points outwards towards the opening of the box, break into it without the key and BLAM, two barrels of rocksalt in yo fayce.

 

[internetzealot1]

Duct tape it to the ceiling of the cavity found in dressers

 

[Rigs83]

How about here?
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[the1ultimate]

Well I really think you'd need to hide it pretty far inside something before the sniffer dogs wouldn't smell the blood or drugs.

I think if I thought I needed to hide something I would construct an elaborate water feature first, then put it in a secret compartment underwater.

I'm pretty sure the dogs would see through any attempt to hide it in any sort of non-airtight box inside your house.

Of course if it was just paper, I'd hide it about 1/2 way through my physics papers. No-one would bother to look through them all.

 

[fenrizz]

Drugs: In a metal box, burried deep in the woods.

Porn: Bottom drawer of my nightstand.

Severed head: In a bag, filled with rocks and metal, on the bottom of the sea.

 

[Epifols]

The top of my armoire, it reaches to the ceiling and has an 8 inch rim thing around it.

 

[Sigel]

I would hide something in the Superman game cartrige case cause that game was so god awful no one is going to open it to get the disk out.

 

[Deleted]

The problem with hiding it in plain sight is that if someones actively looking for it, they'll find it. Its really only good for people who don't know its there to begin with.

I would hide it in the door of the refridgerator. When I open it up, it will have another smaller door where I can take it out. From a different view, it looks like I'm taking food out.

Or put it in a special drawer that is set up so that anyone who opens it without putting a pencil through a tiny hole will set the whole drawer and the thing in question on fire. The pencil is inserted into a small hole that breaks a circuit making it safe to open without fire. Deathnote ftw

 

[Gondito]

Drugs: at a trusted friends house

Porn: In a little shelf in my closet at the bottom of a box

Severed Head: dig a hole somewhere, drop that sucker in.

Make sure you bury it deep enough or the raccoons will dig it back up.

True, we do have a lot of racoons around here

 

[The Austin]

I'd bury them beneath my floorboards. Except someone's heart. That, I would just burn.

Poe for the win.

 

[Fraught]

If it'd be a pair of decapitated heads, I'd wrap them in something to avoid the smell and put them in one of the over 9000 boxes I have in my anteroom. After a while, I'd take them out.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Just put them in my old Xbox... box.

Nobody ever looks in there, and it's too high up to reach.

 

[wrecker77]

The fridge!

noone will find me untill days later.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'd Put it in my Bebo page, nobody goes there...

on another note, who the F*ck uses bebo?

 

[Hookman]

If it was something small,I'd cut a hollow into my stomach,hide the item there and stitch it back up again...Theres nothing psychotic about that! Nothing at all!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I'd keep it up my ass for two years. Did it with a golden watch before.