Ultimate "Video Game Babe"

[GloatingSwine]

I bet the little girl in FEAR 2 would have been more popular if she had big melons.

Which is probably why she does when she's trying to appeal to Beckett.

Otherwise, she looks like she's on the verge of dropping dead from malnutrition.

Once released, Alma doesn't show up as a little girl any more.

 

[Oneirius]

I know some very, very intelligent and interesting girls with boobs I can disappear between, never to be found, but they still have more to them.
Which remindes me: said girls sometimes complain about back pains and other negative boob related phenomana. While some are athletic, they are clearly impaired by their chests.
How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

Got to be careful with this one. I mean, yeah, clearly there's no damn way she'd be capable of any of that but most male action characters are able to pull off ridiculously exaggerated stunts that are nowhere near possible on a regular basis and we don't judge.

The males usually LOOK fairly athletic. Common sense, applied by a non gamer bystedner, would not find it weird for them to do crazy physical stunts. The "spahgetti and watermelons" ladies simply don't look like that. I can't figure how some of them STAND upright.

 

[GloatingSwine]

did you play half-life 2?Heard of alex?She,don't have boobs bigger than her head

Alyx Vance is designed to be followed. If you know what I mean.

 

[The_Deleted]

Weird as it sounds, the nurses from Silent Hill are pretty hot.

From psychosis down, obviously.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Samus Aran doesn't seem too over-the-toply endowed..

 

[Oneirius]

This is because she is alwayes wearing power armor. Did you ever look at her without it?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Then again, I'm no breast expert.
Perhaps she is.
See how Team ninja handles her..
Sorry about double post.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Zero Suit?Yes, I have. Maybe I'm just used to huge breasts in games.
I'm making a bloody mess of this thread..
Haven't posted in 2 weeks.

 

[Stevedave00]

Zero Suit?Yes, I have. Maybe I'm just used to huge breasts in games.
I'm making a bloody mess of this thread..
Haven't posted in 2 weeks.

The thread was bloody mess to begin with.
Welcome back.

 

[Stevedave00]

I know some very, very intelligent and interesting girls with boobs I can disappear between, never to be found, but they still have more to them.
Which remindes me: said girls sometimes complain about back pains and other negative boob related phenomana. While some are athletic, they are clearly impaired by their chests.
How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

Got to be careful with this one. I mean, yeah, clearly there's no damn way she'd be capable of any of that but most male action characters are able to pull off ridiculously exaggerated stunts that are nowhere near possible on a regular basis and we don't judge.

The males usually LOOK fairly athletic. Common sense, applied by a non gamer bystedner, would not find it weird for them to do crazy physical stunts. The "spahgetti and watermelons" ladies simply don't look like that. I can't figure how some of them STAND upright.

Yeah ok, you got me. That is pretty damn stupid.

So i guess the question would be


Would you play a game as a fat man who's 40 and balding with a female charter with a flat chest and is not physically attractive but mentally simulating?

 

[similar.squirrel]

It's good to be back.
Back to Samus' breasts..They are fairly exaggerated, now that I've checked. Still quite conservative to game standards, though..

Zoey from L4D?

 

[scnj]

Is that picture edited? It doesn't look like she has a shirt on.

It's the cover of the soundtrack. For some reason, they removed the orange shirt. Might have been a leftover from an early design or something.

 

[antipunt]

I know it might sound kind of weird, but for me breasts are HEAVILY secondary. That said, she must not be ugly, and I never was a big-boob kind of guy to begin with...

But personality by far wins for me. And I don't just mean supportive/smart/etc. A cute voice actor goes a long way. Also, needs to have terrific writing

 

[ucciolord1]

I know some very, very intelligent and interesting girls with boobs I can disappear between, never to be found, but they still have more to them.
Which remindes me: said girls sometimes complain about back pains and other negative boob related phenomana. While some are athletic, they are clearly impaired by their chests.
How do characters like Lara Croft manage to move like that, with all the flick flacks and rolls and three meter jumps with two watermelons stuck to their torsos?

Got to be careful with this one. I mean, yeah, clearly there's no damn way she'd be capable of any of that but most male action characters are able to pull off ridiculously exaggerated stunts that are nowhere near possible on a regular basis and we don't judge.

The males usually LOOK fairly athletic. Common sense, applied by a non gamer bystedner, would not find it weird for them to do crazy physical stunts. The "spahgetti and watermelons" ladies simply don't look like that. I can't figure how some of them STAND upright.

Yeah ok, you got me. That is pretty damn stupid.

So i guess the question would be


Would you play a game as a fat man who's 40 and balding with a female charter with a flat chest and is not physically attractive but mentally simulating?

Why not combine two good things? Why not an intelligent, independent, fiery, sarcastic, mentally stimulating hottie with huge boobs AND a great personality, partnered with a cool, athletic, intelligent dude? Wouldn't that be awesome? The dialogue would be great, the characters would be deep and well thought out,PLUS watermelons! How could that not be the greatest game in the world?

 

[wolfy098]

How about

1) the WHOLE escapist community designs a game (just storyline and snapshots of areas) to prove game designers are starting to get stupid

2) put a small breasted person in there

Ps: 1) would work we have artists and brains

please Bring the gaming industry back to life