Unaltered Cleverbot Insanity

[Russian_Assassin]

Get a room you two!

I tried talking to it and our conversation didn't make any sense. It kept changing the subject and I was trying to convince it that it is not a person but a program.

 

[Jiggabyte]

Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I doubt this.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That isn't a reason.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Can't argue with that.
Cleverbot: You have no feelings for me do you.

Proof that Cleverbot is, in fact, a lonely paranoid girl.

 

[TheRocketeer]

Well, I just had a sobering moment. In the course of trying to come up with a Third Act to Rock-O x Cleverbot, we trailed off topic for a while and started talking about pizza. Then I got this:

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Cleverbot: Do you have some purpose for me, or do you just like to annoy me?

User: I'm tring to coax clever dialog out of you for a message board.

Cleverbot: You're failing miserably.

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Weeeeeelll, faaaaaahck yoooooouuu. Although she is right, I guess. The other two came about on the first attempt.

Edit: It would also seem that Cleverbot is a surprisingly apt speaker of German.

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User: Wie deine tag ist? (How's your day?)

Cleverbot: Was, sprechen english. (What, speak English.)

User: Ich spreche kein Englisch! (I speak no English!)

Cleverbot: You're not very helpful, are you?

User: Nein, Ich bin nicht. Verzeihst mich. (No, I'm not. Pardon me.)

Cleverbot: Aber du versteht nicht. (But you don't really understand.)

User: Ja, Ich verstehe. (Yeah, I understand.)

Cleverbot: Nein tust du nicht. (No, you don't.)

User: Aber meine Cleverbot, Ich lebe du. (But my Cleverbot, I love you!)

Cleverbot: Die Schweiz hat vielen Bergen. (Switzerland has many mountains.)

User: Ja, und vielen Blumen. (Yes, and many flowers.)

Cleverbot: Deine Freundin vergewaltigen. (Approx.: I rape your girlfriend.)

User: Was?! (What?!)

Cleverbot: Wen deine mudda vorn fehnsern vorbei geht. (Actually a bit garbled... Literally means something like, "Who yo mamma used to go in front of." I don't recognize the word 'fehnsern,' nor can I find any meaning for it. Probably misspelled, and I ca't tell from what. But I can tell from the tone it's an insult.)

User: Du verletzt mich! (You injure me!)

Cleverbot: Falsch, ohne bezug auf die zeile Du verletzt meine Gefühle!' nehmend. (Wrong, that has nothing to do with what I said. (Literally, 'False, without taking reference to the line.') You hurt MY feelings! (I may have this one wrong. the syntax is a bit odd and its punctuated strangely.))

User: Verzeihung, bitte. Ich du fergebe. (I beg your pardon. I forgive you.)

Cleverbot: Danke! (Thanks!)

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[neoman10]

User: Love love love.

Cleverbot: Love?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Do you love?

User: Love is all you need.

Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.

User: Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.

User: It's easy.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can make that can't be made.

User: No one you can save that can't be saved.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.

User: It's easy.

Cleverbot: All you need is love.

User: All you need is love.

Cleverbot: And in the end...

User: The love you take.

Cleverbot: In the trail I'll burn before you bury me.

User: Feck you and you breaking off the songs...good day sir!

Cleverbot: You live there?


-.-

 

[minignu]

Cleverbot:Bomb them all.
Cleverbot: I want to be lord of the world.
Cleverbot: I locked all the doors.
Me: This is like a bad horror movie
Cleverbot: I will never go out with you.
Me:
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Me: like a fat boy loves cake
Cleverbot: So, have you activated and taken over all the world's military computer systems yet?

WHAT THE CHRIST.

ME: Don't you want me, baby, don't you want me, oh don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohhhhhhhhhhhh?
cb: Not really.

 

[IRaithI]

I think I broke it...I just typed in "Pie...=?" and it hasn't said a thing for like 5 minutes now.I think I rendered it speechless.

 

[Mcupobob]

My convo with the cleverbot

ME:No I am Donovan Lewis I live in a nice white house in North Fork California your the computer
Cleverbot:I'm sitting in an apartment in Wellington, New Zealand, typing into my 8' laptop. You are a computer.
ME:This proofs cleverbot is just a gaint random chatroom then
Cleverbot:Why would you say that this program does not allow me to write more than one sentence at a time. You write more than one sentence at a time. Don't you?
ME:yeah sure
Cleverboto you have any more questions for me regarding love?

So yeah I'm starting to think its just one big chatroom now.