Under the bed

[Sassafrass]

Good way of looking at it. She will feast on your pure soul though. She always does. The only reason she doesn't feast on mine is because she can't feed on family members.

She'll like it. She'll like it because she has no choice XD
I shall enjoy her company though. I can be your mistress then, I guess :3

Yay, I get my pure soul eaten. This makes me happier then it should do.

...That is true. And I'm sure she will, she loves company. Just don't touch her handcuffs. XD
And yay, I have a mistress! My dreams are coming true at last... :3

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Bags of various sizes and variety.

Oh, and MTG cards.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Where to start...

Golf balls
Old college assignments
Text books
Football cones
My decks case with 2 decks, cables and mixer inside

And various other crap.

Same pretty much, I used to uhm, collect golf balls. I have a box full of them. For some reason, I can't take the boxes out from my bed, but somebody went to the effort of lifting up my bed just to put them under. I have a fold up bubble chair under there too, but the boxes won't allow me to get it... *sigh*

 

[Julianking93]

Yay, I get my pure soul eaten. This makes me happier then it should do.

...That is true. And I'm sure she will, she loves company. Just don't touch her handcuffs. XD
And yay, I have a mistress! My dreams are coming true at last... :3

Yes, well she will enjoy feeding on you.


Handcuffs? Are they by any chance, pink and fuzzy? >>

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, well she will enjoy feeding on you.

Handcuffs? Are they by any chance, pink and fuzzy? >>

Wonderful.

And they are, yes. Why do you ask?

 

[Vilcus]

The usual, portals to demonic dimensions, horrifying monsters that want my flesh, disembodied voices searching for a new body to steal, and Cheetos... there's always Cheetos.

 

[cubikill]

Four boxes of legos I refuse to get rid of.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A chopped up hooker

Towels that I don't feel like putting away, a trombone, and assorted stuff that's probably over three years since they've been touched.

 

[Ickorus]

Uhh..

Im under my bed right now.

 

[Trivun]

Hush little baby, don't say a word, and nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In your closet. In your head.

Spoiler: click here

Heh, I just sung that in my head to an indie rock/Marilyn Manson-esque version of the tune of "Daddy's Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird". I have a weird knack for that sort of thing .

Anyway, in all seriousness, the way my bed is, there isn't space for anything to go there. It's a solid bed, with the mattress and everything on top. No storage space at all. Though in my bed back home, i.e. not in my student flat, I have two drawers - one with FF walkthroughs and a bunch of junk that we failed to sell in the 10p box at various car boot sales, and the other drawer containing all my old Warhammer 40k stuff that I haven't touched since high school due to a lack of fundage to buy more models and continue the hobby (something I hope to remedy now I actually have a part-time job).

 

[Free Thinker]

Well I should have a trombone in a case and an electric guitar in a protective case. I'm just going to bend over and check...
I stand corrected. I have a trombone, guitar, and Tom Cruise underneath my bed.

 

[Julianking93]

Yes, well she will enjoy feeding on you.

Handcuffs? Are they by any chance, pink and fuzzy? >>

Wonderful.

And they are, yes. Why do you ask?

I was just confirming my suspicions that they were sexy handcuffs XD

 

[Daffy F]

Various boxes of childhood possessions. They are now the load bearing supports for my thoroughly collapsed bed.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I have Bin Laden under my bed.

Where did you think he was hiding?

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Nothing, for there is no under my bed. It's blocked off by some Drawers.

(joke) But before that, when I did have an under my bed, there used to be 3 monsters and a leprechaun who use to play poker on Tuesdays and interrupt my sleep. (/joke)

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Nothing... just darkness...

And maybe a spider...

 

[DSK-]

Where to start...

Golf balls
Old college assignments
Text books
Football cones
My decks case with 2 decks, cables and mixer inside

And various other crap.

Same pretty much, I used to uhm, collect golf balls. I have a box full of them. For some reason, I can't take the boxes out from my bed, but somebody went to the effort of lifting up my bed just to put them under. I have a fold up bubble chair under there too, but the boxes won't allow me to get it... *sigh*

Hah I just can' seem to want to part with them. I don't know. It's like losing a precious part of my childhood (because I did it when I was kid - finding them in the fields close to my home).

I am such a strange, strange man :>

 

[Thundero13]

Dirty clothes, a paper bag, an old pizza box, a monster that threatened to eat me, an jigsaw box and my cousin's toy gun.
And don't ask about the toy gun.

 

[Punky]

DUST!!!