Unforgotten Realms: Episode 32: There's Nothing Wrong with Helping a Buddy Out!

[hopeneverdies]

ok, here is what i think:

*when the heroes first came across petey, he was an undead dire rat. im guessing that nailo wins the fight, but resurrects him or some crap like that.

*knowing rob, roamin probably is alive. he uses condescending lies like that to keep people tuned in. i wasnt born yesterday,

*they are back in time. if you recall from episode 7, aka Chicken Salad Sandwich, roamin and gaary got into an arguement about time travel. gaary used a refference from terminator, where as the coversation was progressing, he kept losing his clothes...

*the potion of everlasting life is gonna come back to bite rob in the ass. he is probably going to get into, like, some stupid star wars cliche battle for destiny of master versus apprentice. when rob tries to kill timmy, (i mean... Douglas,) he wont die, because he was given the gift of immortality. this also relates to the battle between maelstrom and the dragon warrior. maelstrom revealed that he hated immortality because he could "never become stronger, and must live a life of weakness."

First of all Chicken Salad Sandwich was 8 and that was when they discussed time travel, Garry was being an asshole in 9. Second Mr. Judge said use only a single drop of the potion of endless life to resurrect Schmoopy which I believe extended life by 50 years, I never really liked Ep. 13 so I don't feel like double checking, and that the whole thing would make someone an immortal. Schmoopy said one drop couldn't hurt But nice job thinking out the scenario with Elizabeth. I guess she was exiled to Codswell and slowly became weaker and weaker over time.

 

[HealzIzAwesome]

Were is Jaque!!!!!!!

 

[SirSchmoopy]

Think before you type in future, mkay?

Take your own advice since you know... I make this show?

 

[Shadowsin375]

<--- thinks he wants a limited edition Roamin T-shirt

 

[Guvnorium]

First of all Chicken Salad Sandwich was 8 and that was when they discussed time travel, Garry was being an asshole in 9. Second Mr. Judge said use only a single drop of the potion of endless life to resurrect Schmoopy which I believe extended life by 50 years, I never really liked Ep. 13 so I don't feel like double checking, and that the whole thing would make someone an immortal. Schmoopy said one drop couldn't hurt But nice job thinking out the scenario with Elizabeth. I guess she was exiled to Codswell and slowly became weaker and weaker over time.

One: People should listen to me. I posted that towards the beggining of the thread. Eeryone knows you need to read every joke before posting(THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT BAN ME}

Two:I loved episode 13

Three: Shmoopie is a really reliable character. Yup, I trust his judgemeant

 

[Shadowsin375]

FAN SERVICE was my favorite joke from this episode... dont expect it any more though.... doubt this is gonna be a repeated one. also can someone please cry over Jacque? please? i want his handle to warp (it was wood right?)

 

[JugglerPanda]

I took the flashing "fan service" in a completely different way, which made me question the nature of UR's audience. Great episode, but poor Mike. He can't even get any respect from his own NPCs. The subconscious is certainly the craziest thing.

Also, to Mr. "Exhibit A," think before you post. Or at least have some idea about the series you complain about before complaining.

Am I the only person who actually noticed who posted the Exhibit A post?

 

[URJunkie]

Not sure about the whole time-travel thing, mostly because that would make everything so confusing. If they traveled back in time, then Maelstrom0 wouldn't really be a problem anymore because if they went back to the future, it would now be in a completely different timeline where Maelstrom0 never came to be.

One theory of time travel is that it was accounted for; that everything happens the same because they had already traveled back in time, setting off the events of the future, that the timeline is constant; the Novikov self-consistency principle. I've included an interesting reading on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novikov_self-consistency_principle

 

[TikiShades]

Not sure about the whole time-travel thing, mostly because that would make everything so confusing. If they traveled back in time, then Maelstrom0 wouldn't really be a problem anymore because if they went back to the future, it would now be in a completely different timeline where Maelstrom0 never came to be.

One theory of time travel is that it was accounted for; that everything happens the same because they had already traveled back in time, setting off the events of the future, that the timeline is constant; the Novikov self-consistency principle. I've included an interesting reading on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novikov_self-consistency_principle

I prefer the idea of timeline splits, because chances are there was someone from the future who wanted to be a dick and ruined time forever. Time might just end because of a paradox creation. Unless there was never a time machine created.

But I'm assuming there is some kind of event that is set off to create "Maelstrom0".

 

[Kyp]

My guess is that Gaary owes Roamin the 5 bucks because of their argument in season 1 regarding time travel. I'm 99% sure on this one.

Definately, I just went back and watched Episode 8, wherein they are havign the argument over whether or not they would remember anything if they went back in time, and it fits in perfectly. hahahaha awesome Rob

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

FAN SERVICE made me laugh a lot.

And I think they are in the past. This might explain the black and grey intro and Schmoopy's new look.

 

[randommaster]

Hilarious episode Rob, keep it up.

So, any bets on how long this "holding" gag is going to run?

 

[Generator]

I hope he's not serious about getting rid of Roamin for good. He's one of my favorites. Oh, and I guess now people are going to start whining about what happened to Jacque.

Of course he isn't. If he was, he would've said it here instead of in the episode, he wouldn't have mentioned the shirts, and he wouldn't have made such a huge deal about it until a few episodes AFTER everyone started complaining. Isn't that what he did with the whole 'everything in this show is made up' joke?

That's true. I guess I was starting to forget Rob's fan-bashing shenanigans.

 

[Durango Is Law]

My guess is that Gaary owes Roamin the 5 bucks because of their argument in season 1 regarding time travel. I'm 99% sure on this one.

beat me to it

 

[TheAmericansHADE]

I was worried this wasn't coming out. Hurray.

 

[ccdistancerunner]

I took the flashing "fan service" in a completely different way, which made me question the nature of UR's audience. Great episode, but poor Mike. He can't even get any respect from his own NPCs. The subconscious is certainly the craziest thing.

Also, to Mr. "Exhibit A," think before you post. Or at least have some idea about the series you complain about before complaining.

Am I the only person who actually noticed who posted the Exhibit A post?

No, I noticed also. I don't think that the person who responded to Rob knew it was him... bad move. His comment back was even funnier though.

 

[petey hunter]

What They bring in Petey But remove Roamin, and what is up with making Eluamous gay I swear Rob is getting tired of this, which is kinda sad. But I Don't see how that's Petey, petet's dead He would need a powerfull healer to ressurect him, plus he didn't even use a poison attack. oh well I'm getting nitpicky so I'll just say this was a bit of a filler from someone who doesn't seem intereste.d

Lady's and Gentlemen.
Exhibit A.

Okay, a few little things: Yes, Petey is in but Roamin is gone, it's called plot progression, if Roamin didn't die there wouldn't of been much of a climax at the end of the series.

Petey being alive and well and Gaary referencing the Season 1 time travel argument kinda points towards this being in the past, and average rats don't have poison attacks, Petey had it because he was blighted or undead or something.

Nailo isn't gay, it's a joke, and a pretty obvious one because of the massive amount of "I'm not gay" radiating from Nailo. And if Rob was really tired of this he wouldn't put something like time travel into the series, time travel usually means a long complicated story-arc, something a person with no ambition and tired of the series wouldn't committ to without knowing they planned to see it through.

Think before you type in future, mkay?

I don't know, he abandoned Time Gnomes, he might put this down too.

Yeah that and if you looked rob said it was Exhibit A I think he is Having Difficulty thinking up new Ideas what's more there is no bet about time travel between roamin and Gary

 

[crazy-j]

whaaaaaa

why is roamin dead!!???
he was the best rank 11 crime solving paladin ever1

please someone tell me its not true!!

 

[Kyp]

whaaaaaa

why is roamin dead!!???
he was the best rank 11 crime solving paladin ever1

please someone tell me its not true!!

Allow me to save Rob the trouble of having to be angry at you, but this quote right above my reply (your statement) is exactly why he's killed Roamin off. Because its funny to see people get so upset about it. lol

 

[Kyp]

By the way, Rob, I loved the Spiderman reference (intentional or not). I don't get why people complain about your plotlines and characters, because the fact that you approach the show with an incredible lack of seriousness is what makes it so good. Crazy plot lines and silly jokes are seriously what make Thursdays the best day of the week...

...that and the fact that it's the day before the weekend