Unforgotten Realms: Episode 34: YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS!!!

[Abedeus]

Yeah, it's so surprising how so many monsters don't have hearts, or brains...

JAQUES :O

 

[gigastrike]

Ahhh...alternative universes...don't you just love 'em?

No no silly they went back in time to!!!

...but why then is Timmy-the-evil good and Roamin' the crime-solving paladin Douglas the quest-giver and Petey a gladiatorial champion!...oh and I think Jacque is a guy, but I wasn't really playing attention...

Did you not watch the last episode at all? Timmy said it was pretty much obvious they went back in time. Could Raldawin (sp) be Kaddoral in the past, mainly because of Paul. And I guess Jacque is a spy for Maelstrom and then was turned into an axe. And maybe Schmoopy renamed Douglas the quest giver to Roamin who would then go on to become a crime solving Paladin but forget Schmoopy's name.

it works because Roamin/Douglas is an idiot

That's not Roamin/Douglas. That was human Jaque in disguise. Young Roamin still hasn't been introduced.

Loved the bit about the wolf hearts. I've never understood why vital body parts don't drop more often.

 

[RTR]

Whoa, evil jaque before he was an axe working for Kobolds!
"Kill them in their sleep...with a gun!" "Kobold!" Such a good line. Those little guys rock!

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Ahhh...alternative universes...don't you just love 'em?

No no silly they went back in time to!!!

...but why then is Timmy-the-evil good and Roamin' the crime-solving paladin Douglas the quest-giver and Petey a gladiatorial champion!...oh and I think Jacque is a guy, but I wasn't really playing attention...

This is B4 TTE became bad
Dougla the paladins a spy pretending to be someone
Petey obviously was once a champion but left and de-leveled

Serves me right for trying to do other things while watching this and the last episode. From now on Unforgotten Realms gets my full attention.

 

[VitusPrime]

"Kobold!", those mini ones are awsome

 

[(Insert name hear)]

First we got a big buff steroid ridden Maelstrom, now we got a little baby one.......... YAY! (good episode)

 

[gigastrike]

I know I've heard of Reldawin. What's it from?

 

[Evilninja145]

HAHA WOW reference. I never get why vitals drop rarely.

 

[Reeray]

1. Half the wolves dont drop hearts because they are just optical illusions...
2. Jaque/Roamin/Douglas quest reward was 87.50 gold or 3 pats on the head.

 

[DracheLehre]

"Kobold!", those mini ones are awsome

I believe that they are called "groundbolds"

 

[ArchBlade]

OH MAH GAWD IT'S MAELSTROM BEFORE THE SEXY EYE PATCH.

Nice episode, the plot seems to be coming along... Well, not nicely. Don't get me wrong, the story seems good, it's just a bit... Uh... Nevermind, I'm confused.

"But... You look just like him, only... Uglier."

 

[Humppaporo]

Finally a episode that is good and makes sense. Was great, going back to roleplaying parody, keep up the good work.

 

[syltman]

Groundbolds were awsome. This season is already better then the last one.

 

[spaghettiyeti]

Finally a episode that is good and makes sense. Was great, going back to roleplaying parody, keep up the good work.

I agree; this episode was absolutely brilliant. Keep up the rpg jokes, Rob!

 

[gigastrike]

1. Half the wolves dont drop hearts because they are just optical illusions...
2. Jaque/Roamin/Douglas quest reward was 87.50 gold or 3 pats on the head.

Quoted for awesomemess.

 

[Ickabod]

That was masterful Rob.

Not much else to say, it was just flat out great. Great to see the overarching story develop this season.

 

[Bediz]

"Mister Strap." ...Jacques Strap. It's one of those jokes where you hate yourself for laughing, but you laugh nonetheless.

Great episode.

 

[MrBrightside919]

I always laugh at the end of the intro when it gets to "UNICORN POWER!"...

It's so random but so great...

 

[KotaroKun115]

As One of those annoying Fans that Absolutly Loves Complex storylines And Plots...The Fact that I cant Predict How your Goign to make this All work makes me Very exited to See how This Season Turns Out.

 

[Pandalisk]

Awhhh i love those little Groundbolds, there so cute.

Funny episode.