Unforgotten Realms: Episode 34: YOU HEARTLESS FIENDS!!!

[Ashbax]

For fuck's sake, Rob! Have you not decided what's going to happen this season, or is it just THAT fucking hard for you to make jokes and progress the story at the same time?! I'm giving up UR and watching Zero Punctuation exclusively from now on.

A lot of people enjoyed this episode. The majority anyway. If this show isn't your cup of tea then that's just not really my problem.

Later.

You tell him rob

Youve really come a long way since jimmy ima charging mah fireball.

Congratulations ^^

 

[Triple G]

Jacque was a man? Huh...

Whats also weird is I killed some wolves on Sacred 2 just before I watched, why do they need to be killed?

You're right indeed. Wolves only attack humans if they're in a pack and if it's a hard winter. When a wolf an a human meet 1v1 in a forest the wolf will run away because of the the human beeing to big.

 

[Rafe]

Aww love this show nice work again man

Also 'But mon ami, I do not know any le spells' is my favourite line in the show so woop woop that Jaques is back-- or before.

 

[thevegetarianzombie]

that kobold doggy was freaking adorable.

 

[Woem]

Roland! Jacques! Kobold! It looks like this season has a *gasp* plot! This must be one of the best episodes

 

[Woem]

that kobold doggy was freaking adorable.

It looks like a (dire) weasel, often seen frequenting with kobolds. Kobold.

 

[Bob the Mul]

awsome episod!!!!!!!

Thats awesome episode......

That's: That's, "awesome episode"

That aside; I'm loving this new season, hopefully as much as Rob's loving his new home? I'm glad other people have as poor a drop rate of wolf hearts as I did.

Are we ever going to see an episode with Rob going outside? Surely he must be developing ricketts by now...

 

[Agent Larkin]

Are you sure they didn't run away very quickly.

 

[kopakadude08]

you should really do "last time on unforgotten realms..." again. And you need to do the "will our heroes..." i miss those =(

 

[Triple G]

Ahhh...alternative universes...don't you just love 'em?

No no silly they went back in time to!!!

...but why then is Timmy-the-evil good and Roamin' the crime-solving paladin Douglas the quest-giver and Petey a gladiatorial champion!...oh and I think Jacque is a guy, but I wasn't really playing attention...

Did you not watch the last episode at all? Timmy said it was pretty much obvious they went back in time. Could Raldawin (sp) be Kaddoral in the past, mainly because of Paul. And I guess Jacque is a spy for Maelstrom and then was turned into an axe. And maybe Schmoopy renamed Douglas the quest giver to Roamin who would then go on to become a crime solving Paladin but forget Schmoopy's name.

Douglas/Roamin is not real. The frenchie that looks like Jaque just made himself look like an ugly version of Roamin. Dude.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Alas the plot thickens! Bollocks dropped by biscuit >.< Was it me or did that washroom sign have a willy?

Yep, it did indeed.

Ugh is anyone else kind of lost by the plot? And what the hell, why is Jaqcues human? >_< My brain hurts

 

[hopeneverdies]

Douglas/Roamin is not real. The frenchie that looks like Jaque just made himself look like an ugly version of Roamin. Dude.

Yeah, I realized that after I posted, but you know he's going to call "Douglas" Roamin anyway because he doesn't know that. And I'm pretty sure I'd seen ugly Roamin before.

Sort of off topic, but what about the guy at the arena from the first season intro?

 

[Triple G]

Douglas/Roamin is not real. The frenchie that looks like Jaque just made himself look like an ugly version of Roamin. Dude.

Yeah, I realized that after I posted, but you know he's going to call "Douglas" Roamin anyway because he doesn't know that. And I'm pretty sure I'd seen ugly Roamin before.

Sort of off topic, but what about the guy at the arena from the first season intro?

Where did you see ugly Roamin?

I think the guy from the first season intro is just some guy that Eluamous BadLastNamo(Sorry for the lame quote here) wants to "help" a lot xDD

Edited lines are bold.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Douglas/Roamin is not real. The frenchie that looks like Jaque just made himself look like an ugly version of Roamin. Dude.

Yeah, I realized that after I posted, but you know he's going to call "Douglas" Roamin anyway because he doesn't know that. And I'm pretty sure I'd seen ugly Roamin before.

Sort of off topic, but what about the guy at the arena from the first season intro?

Where did you see ugly Roamin?

I think the guy from the first season intro is just some guy that Eluamous BadLastNamo(Sorry for the lame quote here) wants to "help" a lot xDD

Edited lines are bold.

I really don't know.

 

[Ickabod]

For fuck's sake, Rob! Have you not decided what's going to happen this season, or is it just THAT fucking hard for you to make jokes and progress the story at the same time?! I'm giving up UR and watching Zero Punctuation exclusively from now on.

A lot of people enjoyed this episode. The majority anyway. If this show isn't your cup of tea then that's just not really my problem.

Later.

You tell him rob

Youve really come a long way since jimmy ima charging mah fireball.

Congratulations ^^

The Jimmy story is still a classic. A lot of the old videos are just fantastic. Rob you should see if Escapist would give you some extra coin for the rights to those. Sure they're a little dated on content now (Burning Crusade) but still very very entertaining.

 

[TheAmericansHADE]

Best episode since Shaquille O'Heal!
I was almost losing faith in the series but this definitely brought it back.
Keep up the great work Rob.

 

[Kumomaru]

Oh, i get it! Jacque Strap!

you should really do "last time on unforgotten realms..." again. And you need to do the "will our heroes..." i miss those =(

I just wanna see the "The following episode" gag again =( that was hilarious

 

[Digikid]

Decent but TISSB.

 

[Nageck]

Roamins real name is Shoebert anyways...

 

[magicdemon71]

For fuck's sake, Rob! Have you not decided what's going to happen this season, or is it just THAT fucking hard for you to make jokes and progress the story at the same time?! I'm giving up UR and watching Zero Punctuation exclusively from now on.

A lot of people enjoyed this episode. The majority anyway. If this show isn't your cup of tea then that's just not really my problem.

Later.

why are people still complaining of the show just watch it or stop watching.
in my opinion this is the best show ever.


PS: "kill them in there sleep... with a gun" new UR epic sentence