Unfortunate Names

[Shadowfaze]

My mothers friend is named Cheryl Rudd.

Her letters come adressed to mrs C.Rudd.

hahahaha

 

[Timotei]

Richard Lichur

Everyone just calls him "Dick".

 

[bcponpcp27]

Well, there was this one guy my dad worked with. His last name was lipschitz (yes, that is pronounced lip shits). So, Mr. Lipschitz

 

[keybird]

Richard Banger

In case that doesn't make sense, another name for Richard is Dick

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Prince Fernando (surname)

The kid born opposite my half-brother.

He isn't a prince, that was his actual name.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I once knew someone with the last name of Stiffey...in a few years, he'll be Mr. Stiffey.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Adolf Schickelgruber
The legal last name (misspelled) of Adolf Hitler. (Hitler was his cousin and it wasn't spelt like that).

 

[Poomanchu745]

There used to be a pro race car driver named Dick Trickle.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

My mother used to work with a man who's wife's name was Gaye Seaman.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



Oh god.


I feel so bad for that guy.

 

[magnuslion]

I have a friend named Richard Head. I told him I would help him hide his parents bodies if he liked.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Ed Balls.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

Max Johnson. He takes the jokes pretty well though, but then who wouldn't?

 

[Swaki]

today on my last day at work i was asked to train my replacement, her name was Xena, i wouldn't really classify this as unfortunate, but when we shook hands and introduced each other she looked pretty pissed when i bursted out "the warrior princess?!?!?!?!", and when i kept on saying everything as dramatical as possible so i could justify using the awesome name Xena it just got worse.

"XENA! YOU MUST ALWAYS TILT THE GLASS TO AVOID FOAM, OR CERTAIN DOOM AWAITS US ALL!" "XENA! COFFEE REFILLS ARE FREE! REMEMBER THIS AND WEALTH IN FORM OF TIPS AWAITS YOU!" etc. etc.

pretty unfortunate name when dealing whit idiotic nerds like myself.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I went to High School with a kid named Josh Mycock. And my mom has a friend named Candy Dick, she inherited that name after getting married.

Oh, I also know a Vietnamise guy named Ding Dang... it's just fun to say.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Oh man, that side had me laughing for awhile, I mean come on, Dr. BJ Hardick? Really?

 

[VicunaBlue]

I knew a Major Bottoms. yup, really.

 

[ae86gamer]

Dick Butkus [http://www.dickbutkus.com/Biography.aspx] (Pronounced butt-kiss)

That ones funny.

 

[mattttherman3]

Mike Hunt.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I know a kid that's last name is Panya. He gets teased a lot that he's just a panda. It's a dumb joke, but he gets it a lot

 

[Birras]

Not the name of a person, but still too hilarious not to share. In my town, there is a small burger establishment names 'Willie's Place'. The specialties are the 'Big Willy', the 'Little Willy', and the 'Wee Willy kidsburger'. When I went there recently with my father, he said, completely straight faced, 'Maybe one day I'll get a Big Willy' (He just gets the plain cheeseburgers, the difference being about a half pound of bacon and onion rings). The sad part is that, since this place is nearby and they make good food, I can't stop putting Willies in my mouth.