Kratos: The guy has absolutely no redeeming traits and isn't even tragic from GOW2 onwards. Both he and his games dove head long into boring, monotonous, hyperviolence for the sake of hyperviolence and I could not care less about the plight of a guy willing to literally end the world because he got a raw deal. Also, the fuck is up with the ending of GOW3? Kratos has the power of hope? What is he, a lost planeteer? Ma-ti's cousin? Fuck off.
Every main character in Dead Island, except the Asian lady: Oh god, I sure do love choosing between a *****, a douche bag and a non-character. Purna is nothing but whiny, annoying and patronizing, The football player is just a cocknozzle through and through, and the rapper guy has no personality, other then a southern accent and comparing everything to Hurricane Katrina. N'ORLENS! Least the asian lady, though pretty lacking in character, seems to be genuinely trying to help.
Geralt from The witcher: EMOTE, GOD DAMN IT, EMOTE! Did this guy just have a very specific kind of stroke that stops him from displaying any sort of interest in anything? The entire game, regardless of situation, he maintains an even, disinterested tone and a flat, unfeeling face. Why the hell should I care about this guy when he doesn't even seem to care. You just killed a dragon and slept with a lady, smile you son of a *****.
Shepard from mass effect: Ironic, I know, considering the player decides his actions, but it's the choices he gives us that bugs me. Why the hell does Shepard only have two real settings: Violent, immoral bad cop, and whinging, useless good cop. And why can't I chose to take a "good" option if I haven't been being good for a long time before hand? Does he have to charge his morals before using them? You'd think he'd have some flexibility what with the fact that they had to replace his spine with a rubber hose during ME2; the universe saving cyborg fuck.