Unlikely last words

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Magnesium360

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"I regret nothing! Except buying the large ham, that was possibly a mistake."

"Milk? Check. Cereal? Check. Bread?"

"And I never finished Foundation and Empire"
 

Kenko

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Meh, atleast I went out with a bang. *Muzzie suicide-bomber explodes*
 

Jumping_Over_Fences

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"Thank you, Jessica Alba"

"It's just peanut butter"

Or you can combine those to to create this:

"Thank you Jessica Alba, but it's just peanut butter."
 

The Jono

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"Oh stop it, the mafia doesn't take this kind og thing to heart"
"Look, this has all been a big misunderstanding, let's just get around a table and..."
"Monsters? That's the stuff of fairy tales!"
"Brake fluid? What of it?"
"Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once!"
 

Tips_of_Fingers

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thingymuwatsit said:
"you know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano..."
"Huzzah for Frankie Boyle."

ookie37 said:
"who knew badminton was so fun!?"
"I play badminton." ^.^


Alternatively:

"I told you I was ill..." (Actually Spike Milligan's Epitaph but I like the idea of someone saying this just before dying of an illness when no one would belive them).

"And so we leave the wrongly-named Death Canyon with our lives intact..."
 

ramboondiea

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hey, i bet i can jump this ticket barrier

put down the bat,there is a perfectly good reason im in bed with your daughter......and your son

i left a million pounds hidden under the -FLATLINE-
 
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"Oh, come on! What could possibly go wrong?"
"Stay perfectly still. It can't see you if you don't move."
"Wait, did you say the blue wire?"
 

Jefw

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An actuall quote then: when the French writer Voltaire died, a priest was with him on his deathbed, begging him reject Satan, he responded by saying:
"Now, now my friend, this is no time for making new enemies"
 

Delta342

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"Of COURSE it's sa-"

"Look out it's a giant crumpet!!"

"You put WHAT in the chicken soup??!"
 

GeorgW

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"More weight!" <These are real last words btw.
"Excuse me my good sir, would you mind terribly killing me?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"The fridge is a banana."
 

Hawk of Battle

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"What'd you mean "what brakes?!""

"It's ok guys, I got this."

"Wow, I can't believe that actually worked!"

"I'll be right back."
 

No_Remainders

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thingymuwatsit said:
"Stand back! I'm about to do science!"
Are you sure you don't mean "I'm going to try science"?

Yeah, I'm wearing the t-shirt now.

OT: "What's green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll OOMPH!"
 

Kukakkau

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Some for an airport

"Sorry I'm hobbling I just have something in my shoe..."
"Wait... I didn't pack this?!"
(shouting)"Okay I MAY have left my bag unattended somewhere and we have 5mins to find it!"