Unnecessary Instructions

[sheic99]

Every once in awhile I see instructions or warning labels that seem out of place. Well, today I noticed a very strange one. As I was about to open a KitKat bar to enjoy its delicious milk chocolate wafers, I noticed some words on the flap of the wrapper that read...
TO OPEN:
Lift Flap and Tear at End

I couldn't help to laugh at it for several minutes, knowing that somewhere a person either needs this instructions, and that several people in marketing believed that people needed it this much.

So, what are some of the bizarre instructions and warning labels that you have come across in your daily life?

p.s. Last similar thread was from August of last year.

 

[Sun Flash]

I think there was one for an iPod shuffle.

Do not eat your iPod

my reaction was one of ? followed by XD

 

[Samurai Goomba]

And Bug Spray cans usually say "do not drink" or some variation thereof. Yeah, because whenever I see a can of Bug Spray, I feel really thirsty.

 

[El Poncho]

I read that and thought I would ignore it and open it differently

I can't think of any useless things at the moment.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Hairdryers that tell you "Do not operate while sleeping."

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I saw one this morning, it was a picture with the different ways to NOT sit on the toilet... If I can find it..... hmm

 

[Radeonx]

And Bug Spray cans usually say "do not drink" or some variation thereof. Yeah, because whenever I see a can of Bug Spray, I feel really thirsty.

There's a sign made specifically for pointing out the edges in the same sign? My mind is completely and utterly blown.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

"Do not turn over" on the bottom of a tub of Tiramisu.

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

i was at Wendy's last night, and on the tin foil, it says "Do Not Use Foil In Microwave" also, on a box of x-mas light, that weighed no more than half a pound, it said "Team Lift" printed on the side...i was working at Target at the time, so, me and my buddy Tom...we used a team lift on a half pound box..why? cuz it told us to..

 

[Casual Shinji]

Every once in awhile I see instructions or warning labels that seem out of place. Well, today I noticed a very strange one. As I was about to open a KitKat bar to enjoy its delicious milk chocolate wafers, I noticed some words on the flap of the wrapper that read...
TO OPEN:
Lift Flap and Tear at End

I couldn't help to laugh at it for several minutes, knowing that somewhere a person either needs this instructions, and that several people in marketing believed that people needed it this much.

So, what are some of the bizarre instructions and warning labels that you have come across in your daily life?

p.s. Last similar thread was from August of last year.

Put that instruction on a diffrent package and next thing you know, you'll be sitting in a docters-office.

 

[Crabturtleking]

I've always thought the "slippery when wet" signs were a bit redundant.

 

[CompanionCube]

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Those of us who are ex-military can appreciate "This page was left blank intentionally."

Hairdryers that tell you "Do not operate while sleeping."

Dude, that's no joke. I did it once, and, well, check out my avatar. Just...just don't do it.

 

[Bludge]

You know, I would like a sign like that. I would stick it somewhere completely random for no reason at all other then shear laughs.

Surely putting that sign ANYWHERE would be completely random and without reason?

And i always liked the bit in the original xbox manual that states "A falling xbox may cause injury"

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"Use the left thumbstick to move"

Umm I figured that out seven secounds ago when I had move to get to part where you tell me how to move

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

Children's Tylenol with a warning that says "DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY"

 

[DanielPowell33]

How to use a toothpick:

Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.

Kind of like last night...hehe
But seriosly..microwave instructions for pop tarts