Unnecessary Instructions

[LewsTherin]

Spoiler: Avoid Death.

Spoiler: Don't hold wrong end of chainsaw

Spoiler: Don't insert into penis.

EDIT: Found the pictures

 

[WittyName]

My favourite one was on my old CD player which read:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

 

[G1eet]

There's a routine by Brian Regan about this... funny stuff.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

"Don't insert into penis." Screwdriver set.

Owwwwwwwwwww.

......I would add more to this reply, but seriously, OOOWWWWWWWW.

T____T It makes me SO sad that they probably added that warning onto the screwdriver set because someone did. Sweetbuhjeebus, if I had a penis I would not do such terribly, terribly things to it. I would love it and cherish it all my days, I would.

 

[joe182]

There's a sign made specifically for pointing out the edges in the same sign? My mind is completely and utterly blown.

Theres this thing called Photoshop...

 

[Agrael]

On a 5.56mm NATO round that we found in Germany while on field training (Might have been someones joke but we laughed for a good 2 hours) - This end kills. Basically, there was a small triangle (pointing at the bullet, and the text was next to the triangle).

 

[z121231211]

How to use a toothpick:

Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.

Kind of like last night...hehe
But seriosly..microwave instructions for pop tarts

I've tried it once, the stupidest part is that 3 seconds is way too short. They should really update it to 15 seconds or something. I really want to know how they even got 3 seconds as a good amount of time to cook them.

EDIT: 400th post in only over a year.

 

[EeveeElectro]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

My lord, i hope you are joking.

*giggles*
Do I look that stupid?
Actually, don't answer that.

I guess we can be expecting little emilees in about 9 months time...lol

I have no idea what you look like actually, you better be cute! haha

LOL. Oh dear those poor children.

And yeah, I'm a sexy mama.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Dunno if only English people will get this:

On a medicine bottle : "Line Up Arrows and Push Off"

Oh. Fine!

 

[EeveeElectro]

LOL. Oh dear those poor children.

And yeah, I'm a sexy mama.

Ok i just verified through your myspace...you got lucky!

Haha XD it must be Emilee is sexy night.. someone just said he wanted to rape me? lol, I should be worried...

Anyway. I still don't want mini versions of myself running around XD

 

[SevenStarSonata]

Dunno if only English people will get this:

On a medicine bottle : "Line Up Arrows and Push Off"

Oh. Fine!

Thank you, urbandictionary.com

Assuming you mean like "shove off", or "go away", as opposed to UD's other definition which involved heroin...

 

[TotallyFake]

-snip-

And Bug Spray cans usually say "do not drink" or some variation thereof. Yeah, because whenever I see a can of Bug Spray, I feel really thirsty.

Where did this sign come from? There's clearly no way it's serious. Is it a joke? A photoshop? A horrendous mistranslation?

 

[Sparrow]

This blew my freaking mind when I did my work experience. It was instructions to ring my employer:

"1. Find phone.
2. Pick up phone.
3. Dial number.
4. Talk.
5. Put phone down."

 

[EeveeElectro]

Apparently you are too hot to handle, although was it on here? Anyone i know? Are you single? Ok dont really answer the second question.

No, it was over MSN, if you know him I'll die from shock, and I'm taken but I won't be for long. XD

 

[Froobyx]

"Swallow these whole. Do not take indigestion remedies at the same time of day as this medicine"

My pills for arthritis

Oh on packets of fish - "Allergy Adice: Contains fish"

It's a fillet of fish, what else is it going to contain!

Edit

Apparently you are too hot to handle, although was it on here? Anyone i know? Are you single? Ok dont really answer the second question.

No, it was over MSN, if you know him I'll die from shock, and I'm taken but I won't be for long. XD

Woahh woman! No dumping boyfriends for no reason