Unnecessary Instructions

[Halfbreed13]

On a condom packet... 'Do no re-use'
We turned it inside out instead

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

..and that, is how we got you Timmy!

Out of a few shots of Whisky and a cheap prostitute?

That, and alot of whipped cream...

By whipped cream, you mean cocaine right?

Fuck if I know, I tend to forget details after the seventh bottle of Vodka.

By the way, you might have more than one father. It was a crazy party >.>

 

[Amnestic]

I have hip pain that goes to my knees an awful lot.. So my doctor thought it'd be useful to prescribe me Naproxen (for Rheumatoid (SP) Athritis and Muskuloskeltalblahblah and joint stuff. I just like the look on peoples faces when I say I'm taking arthritis pills. It wouldn't be funny if I did though

Ah-ha.
Poor old girl.

I have arthritis in my ankle, but I broke it, so that's excusable, I think.
You just sound like you got screwed by genetics.

Prolly, I blame my mother... Her hips are bad too but she can dislocate one of hers at will. Mine just click all the time.

That's not even slightly disturbing.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Fuck if I know, I tend to forget details after the seventh bottle of Vodka.

By the way, you might have more than one father. It was a crazy party >.>

Ah. Wasn't that the one with the Asian Chiropractor, and the Dead Tiger? Because if so than you're actually dead.

Shh, that's what the KGB thinks. The damn commies are after me after hearing that I am a God.
Oh dear, look at what I've done now...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393

I'm so sorry T.T

 

[Ciarang]

Spoiler: Don't insert into penis.

I saw a guy do that once.... it 'effed up my childhood in a instant ;_;

 

[LewsTherin]

Pop Tart Package:
1. Remove Pastry from pouch.
2. Put in Toaster
3. Eat.

Eat...the toaster? If you're going to give obvious instruction, make sure they are complete :/

 

[SbE]

On a pepsi bottle: "Drink then swallow"

 

[RAWKSTAR]

I love buying milk from Tesco that just says 'May contain milk' on the side.
It fucking better contain milk.

You never know ,the milk could judt be painted on the inside of the container and when you open it a lion eats you

If I was about to pour some milk into my Tea and a Lion ate me... Well that would ruin my day!

 

[Halfbreed13]

Fuck if I know, I tend to forget details after the seventh bottle of Vodka.

By the way, you might have more than one father. It was a crazy party >.>

Ah. Wasn't that the one with the Asian Chiropractor, and the Dead Tiger? Because if so than you're actually dead.

Shh, that's what the KGB thinks. The damn commies are after me after hearing that I am a God.
Oh dear, look at what I've done now...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393

I'm so sorry T.T

Apparently the KGB are already here, seeing as I've been put on probation for obviously joking.

Hilarious.

Ah well, we all know those damn commies have a weakness to Channers and Mudkipz.
In the mean time, have a cookie ^.^

Spoiler

Kraken will now attack me for the cookies in
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[Vendayn]

When I went to the UK a few years back, and bought a bottle of toothpaste at the airport it said

"Only put in mouth, do not use to clean body, do not swallow."

exactly like that.

I never thought of using toothpaste to clean my body before...I wonder what would happen if I did. And..the warning label was worded weird.

 

[wizzerd229]

on cups of hot coffee, "Warning, Hot!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spoiler: Don't insert into penis.

I saw a guy do that once.... it 'effed up my childhood in a instant ;_;

SICK why would anybody ever do that? And why were you there to see that?

 

[Halfbreed13]

Ah well, we all know those damn commies have a weakness to Channers and Mudkipz.
In the mean time, have a cookie ^.^

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Kraken will now attack me for the cookies in
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It's fun to derail due to shits and giggles! Heil Fun, Heil it I say!

Spoiler

HILE!

 

[Ciarang]

Spoiler: Don't insert into penis.

I saw a guy do that once.... it 'effed up my childhood in a instant ;_;

SICK why would anybody ever do that? And why were you there to see that?

Urr i'm young and stupid ok ? ( 13 if youre asking )

But the long version is: in my community they were one day exchanging links in the AJAX chat... and I dont know why but if see a link I automaticlly click on it and if I dont I obsess about it for a while until I finally cave and google it.

So yeah what else is there to say ?

 

[Halfbreed13]

HILE!

*Does epic Guitar Solo*

*runs out of shit to say*