"Unnecessary? Yes. Inefficient? Yes. Totally awesome? Hell yes."

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Evilsanta

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Il go with a classic then. The Armageddon weapon in from the Worms games. I will kill everything and will baseicly destroy the whole map but it is FUCKING AWESOME!
 

Agayek

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Probably the best weapon to fit this description is anything from Painkiller. All of them are completely awesome, and completely impractical all at once.
 

GoWithDAFro

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The Supernova of Jak 3 qualifies for sure. It clears out all enemies in a flash of light leaving only a cool looking mushroom cloud, but takes up half the ammo, and there'd be like 5 other simpler, less awesome ways to take down those baddies.
 

kickyourass

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The Fatman, sure you can probably get it to be pretty efficient after about 600 hours of leveling, but it's just so useless yet so fun to use that I can't help but think of it the moment I read the title.
 

WaysideMaze

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I'm going to volunteer cerberus


A 3 headed nunchuck would be useless, but looks so cool when in use.
 

Levitas1234

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Z of the Na said:
Hm....

I'm going to have to go with the Shishkebab from Fallout 3. It's a damn lawn-mower blade jammed into a motorcycle gas tank and then set on fire. It is a damn, FLAMING SWORD!!!

While in the real world this would be useless and the heat alone would cause you to drop it, holding a flaming sword and slicing anything to charred bits is damn awesome.

That's what the oven mit is for
 

Liham

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There is a boss in red dead revolver, which has a cannon instead of a arm.
this is set in the wild wild west, but it is just stupid.
 

BlackStar42

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tlozoot said:
Eddie Rigs' solos from Brutal Legend.
And the axe. And the fully-upgraded Duece. And Ironheade. When I take over the world, Ironheade will be my weapon of choice.
 

llew

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imnotparanoid said:
The mauler in Halo 3, its a Revolver/pistol/shotgun that shoots white hot spikes and has a double bayonet!
wrong gun, your thinking of the spiker there :p
 

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Treeinthewoods said:
A chainsaw bayonet is actually incredibly stupid (a smooth one would dispatch guys quicker) but somehow I still love slicing a locust in half with it.
The reason behind the chainsaw beyonnet is because Locust skin was so tough using a blade was innefficient. So the chainsaw is better because it tears through the hide.
 

Dfskelleton

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Scratch the "Inneficient" thing. It can freaking:
Shoot burning lasers made of pain
grapple people's skulls with a blade with a laser tether
shoots a spinning blade that will instantly kill, but moves slow and takes good aim
And the best, but most simple:
It spins around at high speeds, and anything touched by it is turned to limbs.
 

The_ModeRazor

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The Planet Buster from Spore.
Name says it all, and everyone's gonna hate you for using it, but it is awesome turned up to 11:
That is all.
 

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
The belly spear Cú Chulainn is supposed to use on people.

Couldn't find a picture sadly.
Assistance to the rescue!

The spear that the legendary Cú Chulainn weilded was the the legendary Gáe Bulg. There are many things this spear is percieved to be able to do, such as:

-Change fate and strike at a man's heart, no matter what angle the spear was stabbed at
-Grow thousands of barbs to never miss its target
-Grow barbs once inside a man to shred them to pieces

Probably the best rendition I can think of was the one done from Fate/Stay Night, where he was the Lancer class hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0EQWDLTCd0 - About 1:30 into the trailer, you see the spear bending fate to dodge the attack. This is an interesting concept as to how bending the fate of the world to strike at the opponents heart would look like.