Unskippable: Alice: Madness Returns

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pigmy wurm

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While I was watching this I got thinking that I would love to see you do an unskippable on Eternal Darkness (mostly because of people going insane and all). Its a much better game (at least from what I heard about madness returns) but the opening bit would be great material for you. And have you done a Game Cube game yet?
 

gphjr14

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LSD and Shrooms, a potent combination. Alice needs an intervention not a psychiatrist.
 

Iron Lightning

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404 error: file not found.

I'm using firefox, please fix this soon so I can watch it and receive the daily allotment of vitamin chuckles.

edit: And so it has been fixed or more likely it fixed itself, lovely.
 

PAGEToap44

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This game actually seems worth buying...

Oh and that woman had a Scottish accent, not an Irish one. Oh dear guys.
 

TheMann

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Weird coincidence: I was just playing that game right before I came on this site and saw this. Huh.
Evil Smurf said:
what a bad psychologist, couldent Alice go some where else?
She can't, she actually lives there. It's an orphanage that the doctor runs. She's about 20, but she's there anyway as the doctor's personal psychological experiment. This is how fucked up her life is:

Her entire family is dead.
She went nuts at age 9 (the beginning of the first game) and spent 10 years in an asylum.
She has no significant inheritance as the family home and any valuables within burnt to the freaking ground. All she has is a small amount of money.
The outfit you see her wearing are the only clothes she owns. Of course, in Wonderland she has a kick-ass wardrobe.
Her lawyer's a douche who's bleeding her dry.
She has "issues" to say the least.
People offer to make her a prostitute so she can pay the bills.

Yep, all based on a children's book. Yay!
 

D Moness

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TheMann said:
Yep, all based on a children's book. Yay!
This post is really funny seeing the avatar you are using.
Not like original fairytails were not twisted.

This makes me wanna play the game (should be cheap now).
 

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PurePareidolia said:
Wow, that rabbit explained everything.
Someone else who watches retsupurae? Nice. Yeah, I remember that joke from there. Good one.

OT: Well...that was interesting. And I would like to see something from those two. Would be...interesting.
 

Evil Smurf

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TheMann said:
Weird coincidence: I was just playing that game right before I came on this site and saw this. Huh.
Evil Smurf said:
what a bad psychologist, couldent Alice go some where else?
She can't, she actually lives there. It's an orphanage that the doctor runs. She's about 20, but she's there anyway as the doctor's personal psychological experiment. This is how fucked up her life is:

Her entire family is dead.
She went nuts at age 9 (the beginning of the first game) and spent 10 years in an asylum.
She has no significant inheritance as the family home and any valuables within burnt to the freaking ground. All she has is a small amount of money.
The outfit you see her wearing are the only clothes she owns. Of course, in Wonderland she has a kick-ass wardrobe.
Her lawyer's a douche who's bleeding her dry.
She has "issues" to say the least.
People offer to make her a prostitute so she can pay the bills.

Yep, all based on a children's book. Yay!
to be fair C.S Lewis was high as a kite when he wrote it
 

BehattedWanderer

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Not your best, guys, but then, considering the source material...

warthoggunner said:
A very weird cutscene.
No joke about that old ladys nose?
Yeah, really. Missed opportunity for a whole bevy of nose based jokes, there. And that's not a thing to sneeze at, really.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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Strangely enough this video was weird enough that I think I would have had the same experience without the guys!

Also, does anybody hear them when watching all cutscenes now...? I've got to the point where I hear voiceovers that arn't there!

I would like to see another playthrough at some point though! Really enjoyed that!
 

bawkbawkboo1

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I played through this game and found it just unbelievably repetitive. I did expect some of that, and I have played worse games, but man it just dragged on and on.

When I saw the opening cutscene I was thinking:
"...There, Alice, better now, aren't we?"
"No, but I will be in a second once these textures finish loading."
 

RedMage

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Nice and funny, I guess. I think the major issue blocking me from enjoying this as much as I could is that I hadn't played the game yet so I was actually quite interested in the cutscene.
 

Pedro The Hutt

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Evil Smurf said:
Lewis Carol was also high
Lewis Carol also had a large collection of nude child photographs, many of which were taken by himself.

Clearly he wouldn't have approved of this game, Alice is far too old.