Unskippable: Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel

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Graham_LRR

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Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel

Why do they wear those highly reflective and noticeable masks again?

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kailus13

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You'd think that at least one of the heavily armed mercenaries would be able to get off a shot.

The "five years earlier puberty voice" joke was inspired.
 

LadyRhian

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"He still has the same open cut on his face five years later." Well, he can't stop picking at it, you see....
 

Eric Morales

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Wait wait wait. At 1:56 does the driver respond "Hodor?" is Hodor driving the car? I'm genuinely not sure how I feel about that.
 

NearLifeExperience

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Indeed, why DO they wear those masks? It's hard for me to imagine a developer going "Hey, you know what would be cool? If we make our angry slabs of masochism wear decorative masks with colourful patterns!"

Seriously, who comes up with this stuff..

Anyway, Unskippable always brightens up my blue mondays, so thanks once again guys!
 

burningdragoon

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Why do they wear shiny masks? Interesting question. But also, why did the guys at the beginning have a TIIIO patch on their vest's?
 

Dr.Awkward

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Hmm, how about "Army of TIVo" instead of "4rmy Of Two" instead? This time the teams has to fight recording devices that have gone sentient and can manipulate the flow of time...
 

Something Amyss

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Dr.Awkward said:
Hmm, how about "Army of TIVo" instead of "4rmy Of Two" instead? This time the teams has to fight recording devices that have gone sentient and can manipulate the flow of time...
Great, another tacked on gimmick. Hasn't the Army of Two series suffered enough?
 

thenumberthirteen

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Great video. Though you need to start making a note of how many times you've died now as its getting tricky.

Also Joe Flannigan is in this game? Neat. He needs to be in more things. He also needs to play Nathan Drake in an Uncharted movie. If Jason Mamoa can be in Game of Thrones then he can be in Uncharted.
 

Darth_Payn

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Great video, guys. That "design-your-own-bulletproof-mask" idea should have been a game mechanic, and you rolled out the "N'th time I died" bit (How many was it now?) !
Was one of those guys wearing a polo shirt under his armored vest? Wouldn't that be uncomfortable?
 

Canadamus Prime

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"While we're at it maybe we can solve the mystery of why they made a 3rd Army of Two game."
That's a mystery you'll have to call Scooby Doo for.
 

Iamkarl

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The next game will be Army of 2 4 where you tactically de-animate cases of beer. Or protect a shipment of beer, or uncover some evil plot involving beer, or rescue Bob and Doug in the most ridiculous throwback movie tie-in ever! That many frat-boys and fist bumps, there has to be beer key to the "plot"
Also, why masks and not helmets, just seems odd that mercs would pick welding masks for a uniform. In fallout it made sense..... yes thinking about this far too much.

Or maybe in Army of two-four, Bob and Doug have gone mercenary being paid in back-bacon..... they can wear masks, and toques!
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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NearLifeExperience said:
Indeed, why DO they wear those masks? It's hard for me to imagine a developer going "Hey, you know what would be cool? If we make our angry slabs of masochism wear decorative masks with colourful patterns!"

Seriously, who comes up with this stuff..
I'm guessing it's the same guy they hired for that CoD: Ghost teaser.

"There are those who wear masks to make distinguishing between bland characters even more confusing!" Buaaahhhhh!!!
 

Aardvaarkman

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So, what's the deal with the masks, are they stuck in a time-loop where it's permanently Halloween or something? And if so, why didn't I get any damn pumpkin pie with this video?