Unskippable: Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel

[Treaos Serrare]

As I understand it, and this is only from reviews mind you, I wouldn't touch these games with a 10' pole:
The masks are High tech bullshit gadgets that are packed with electronics to support these steroid freaks, now as to why they are all different I suppose is to differentiate who is who since it appears that shirts or even basic body armor is optional and as such there no place to stitch your name badge to in this PMC

 

[Keith K]

What was with that bike? Who thought that was a sufficiently polished asset? It would have been greatly improved by having no wheels at all.

 

[TheSchaef]

Was I the only one who felt the public official in the hum-drum-vee had kind of an 80s Alec Baldwin look to him?

Or that the entire opening scene was a blatant rip-off of the Colombian ambush scene in Clear and Present Danger?

"Another time I died"? You guys loose track of how many deaths you've been through?

Well, they had, like, three "ninth times" and then it just got all jumbled and apparently they have given up trying to count to 14.

Wait wait wait. At 1:56 does the driver respond "Hodor?" is Hodor driving the car? I'm genuinely not sure how I feel about that.

HODOR! HODOR, HODOR! HODOR!

BTW, anyone watching the show but not having read the books (or even if you did), it's worth checking out the audio version if only to hear Roy Dotrice's interpretation of Hodor. It is sublime.

 

[kmg90]

What was with that bike? Who thought that was a sufficiently polished asset? It would have been greatly improved by having no wheels at all.

EA who laid off the entire team working on this game a entire month before it even was shipped http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2013/02/21/report-army-of-two-developer-suffers-layoffs.aspx

 

[The Random One]

Just once I'd like to see a convoy in a videogame arrive to its destination without a dude with a rocket launcher blowing it up.

That fancy yellow mask made me pine for a gritty reboot of Majora's Mask.

 

[5-0]

Was I the only one who felt the public official in the hum-drum-vee had kind of an 80s Alec Baldwin look to him?

I thought he was Liev Schrieber, myself.

Anyway, this game looks monumentally stupid.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Was I the only one who felt the public official in the hum-drum-vee had kind of an 80s Alec Baldwin look to him?

Not at all. He's definitely quite Baldwin-esque.