Unskippable: Bullet Witch

[varnish]

Ok, and maybe this is just me, but why does she make her "dramatic" entrance after the zombies gun down a bunch of people? Nice hero-ing there.

Fun commentary, though.

 

[WastedHero]

I usually steer away from games that feature(or at least attempt to feature) an attractive female character on the cover and ads for game. I find if a developer doesn't have a game with a great story or good game play (e.i. it sucks basically) they will try to sell it through good old T & A. Not ALL games that have T & A on the cover are bad, but a high percentage of them are.

If I see them in a store, I'll stop and admire the cover, but I'll never buy it. Bullet Witch was one of those games.

 

[anthraxalfa]

Was it just me who related this ep's ending to an ending in one of the Family Guy episodes?

 

[Scruffydog15]

That was a great episode. When Paul said "Ok, you don't get to talk anymore."
I freakin' lost it man.

 

[JWAN]

"Someone set us up the bomb"

pretty much sums this up

 

[FeralDynasty]

dude why was there not a single mention of our good buddy Russel?

 

[Voodoomancer]

The first time I've seen them give an actual warning not to play a game.

And really. It looks awful.

 

[afaceforradio]

Heeee Bullet Witch! God I hate this game, brilliant video!!

 

[dubious_wolf]

Crows everywhere and no Russel?

What, no Russell jokes?

I was totally expecting a Russell lineage run down... I mean crap that was like a family reunion for crying out loud!

To be fair, they were ravens. (Though the CG was so bad I was getting flashbacks to Transformers: Beast Wars...)

Point good sir, point.

 

[nmaster64]

That was one of the most terribad intro cutscenes I have ever seen in a game...

 

[Spider Expert]

I have to say these are getting pretty bad

 

[Kanazuchi]

This is not a joke: Do not play this game

You won't make it past the third stage anyway.

 

[Straz]

HA! I love these guys.

"I don't think viruses really have intent."

I picked up on the homicidal retardation instantly.
Though when I got to the footnote of the video, I have to say I was instantly inclined to disagree with unskippable's assertion:
"This is not a joke: Do not play this game. The scene makes it look even slightly playable; it is not.

Yeah, I never got that vibe.
It looked like a steaming pile of suck to me.

 

[thy_dungeonman]

How can this be worse version of Bayonetta? it was released first.Bubblegum disaster? wouldn't that be more like a bubblegum crisis? And I did play this game all the way through I didn't actually think it was that bad.

 

[dex-dex]

Screw CTV. CBC kicks all kinds of ass!

... well at least it did before they sold the rights to Canada's unofficial theme song for some much needed scratch ...

yeah the only good thing on CTV was corner gas and then they cancelled that. soooooo YAY CBC!
and i guess that money did not last long

 

[Jindrak]

Lost it when I heard "AHHHH It's a snake."
As my avatar would imply.

 

[clank1013]

rofl, good all around, nice job this week =)

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Okay these two don't get to go throught the bargin bin anymore >3

 

[Neefertiti]

Did anyone at the Escapist actually play Bullet Witch? Did you like it? You don't have to be ashamed for admitting the truth