Unskippable: Call of Duty: Black Ops

[triggrhappy94]

Is anyone else having trouble getting it to run?

 

[Something Amyss]

2. Out of context quote of the week: "Prepare the rabbit suppository....and release the bunnies."

Even in context, it's pure awesome.

And yes, the video didn't want to load for me. Five tries later, it was SO worth it.

 

[shadyh8er]

Love the System of a Down reference at the beginning

Ninja'd....damn.

Seriously though, if they didn't do it, I would've.

 

[Hosker]

Unfortunately, it won't load for me.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

The bit I laughed most at was the little caption underneath mentioning COD BLOPS. Sounds weird I know.

 

[The Random One]

They wanted him to be cool like 'calm' but he to be cool like 'awesome'.

Also it took a long time to load for me as well, but eventually did. I assumed the video was gonna be huge.

 

[Hungry Donner]

I've refreshed twice and it still won't load, although LRR went through right away. I experienced the same problem with the Toy Soldiers review - I've tried loading it multiple times and it's never worked, but I had no problems with the reviews before it or Achron after it.

Maybe I'll try it in IE.

 

[Mydnyght]

"Prepare the carrot suppository... AND RELEASE THE BUNNIES!!!"
That may be the line of the year for Unskippable.

And how did you guys think up of shortening the game's name to COD BLOPS?
I don't think even Yahtzee Croshaw could think up that one...

 

[gphjr14]

Should've done the one with the kowloon mission you put broken glass in a guys mouth one moment the next you're fighting along side one another.

 

[Jaebird]

Twelve hours later, and the video still will not load for me. I'll just blame Cox, since they hate the Escapist.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

I especially loved this as I just recently played this game and boy was the story incredibly stupid. I was hoping for a comment about how that beer bottle Woods smashes in the face of that cop he stabs magically appears out of nowhere, but ah well. Still very funny seeing this stupid plot get ripped on.

Also, I can't blame Graham for wanting to get his balls shocked rather than play any more of that game. At least the single player part.

Too true. I have most of the trophies so I figured I'd pop through it quickly to nab the rest and the mind numbing idiocy of the story is making it difficult. It's just...fucking retarded. None of it makes any sense, it's dull and annoying when it's trying to be clever and acts like a two year old when it wants action. Whoever wrote it is a moron...

The bunnies made me lol pretty hard though...nasty.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

And after watching that I have decided I have 0 interest in playing that game.

The plot looks ridiculous lol.

And how did you guys think up of shortening the game's name to COD BLOPS?

Sorry to break this to you but everyone has called it that since release...

 

[gphjr14]

Should've done the one with the kowloon mission you put broken glass in a guys mouth one moment the next you're fighting along side one another.

*its not Dr.Clarke has many options he choose to fight then let Dragovich's men kill him

Spoiler

*when in the end he was still killed but he lasted a bit longer with help of Hudson and Weaver

Spoiler

He made it out of the hatch first he could've just locked it behind him and left them to the KGB and the Nova Gas.

 

[Hungry Donner]

I've refreshed twice and it still won't load, although LRR went through right away. I experienced the same problem with the Toy Soldiers review - I've tried loading it multiple times and it's never worked, but I had no problems with the reviews before it or Achron after it.

Maybe I'll try it in IE.

Nope, tried again just now and it didn't work on Firefox or IE. I have no idea why most videos work fine and the occasional one won't work at all.

Twelve hours later, and the video still will not load for me. I'll just blame Cox, since they hate the Escapist.

Verizon DSL over here.

 

[elitestranger1]

Love the System of a Down reference at the beginning

need a like button here...

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

After watching this, I suspect getting your balls shocked would be preferable.

edit: the point being COD BLOPS looks too generic to be fun.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

To be honest I hate these styles of cut scenes in games and hate Half Life for adding them to video games. The main reason is you can't skip them usually. Funny video though.