Poor Gabriel. Rain... werewolf blood... dead horse... what next!?
I guess we no longer have the right to complain about OUR day sucking, huh?
So you can't talk over Patrick Stewart...
But if he narrates the whole game, you'd have an empty Unskippable...
Great. Unskippable just got hit with a paradox. Damn you, C:LOS!
And the ending message says this game is not a God of War ripoff, but a ripoff of a God of War ripoff...
Does this mean if (or when) Zero Punctuation reviews it, we'll see the LIKE GOD OF WAR BUT stamp again?