Unskippable: Dead Rising 2: Part 1

[Lambi]

ZomBieber, the girls would probably still wet themselves when they saw him.

With fear and excitement!

OT: He should try and lift his eyebrows up. Maybe then he wouldn't look like his forehead is going to leak over his eyes.

 

[ritchards]

Using my extensive knowledge of video games, from the opening I can tell... you play the game as Katey, right?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

That was... bizarre. The Protagonist looks like he's related by blood to the Moai of Easter Island. Craggy face looks like it's carved from Granite? Check! Unsmiling countenance says "I R Serius"? Check! Family member who exists to be menaced by zombies at some future point in time? Check! He hit the Horror game Trifecta.

"You dum dums bring me gum gum?"
....why the fuck did i just pull a reference from night at the museum? What is wrong with me?
Also, I think it's pretty misinforming to call this a horror game.

 

[EchetusXe]

Hello and welcome to MTV, and now singing his latest single, ittttts ZomBieber!!!!!!!!

Brains, braaaaaaaaaains, braiiiiins
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssss


"So anyway I heard your wife got brutally killed the other day. Shows what a failure you are."
"hmm, you've given me a lot to think about. See you on the show."

 

[bossfight1]

I KNEW it! I KNEW you guys would do this. I can't think of a single Capcom game that you guys haven't done. Looking forward to the next one, guys!

 

[Tarkand]

Yeah, I agree. Even if Beiber were a zombie, people would STILL line up to see him.

Also, why would there be a game show in the middle of a zombie apocalypce? Anyone else confused by that? It still would be awesome though.

Technically, the Dead Rising world isn't a 'zombie apocalypse' - the zombie outbreak has been controlled and is now part of everyday life. Think the ending of Shawn of the Dead.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, not your best, but I honestly think that's more the game's fault then yours.

Also, I don't know why, but the way Graham said "Unskippable" at the end made me laugh.

 

[MaxFan]

They were all out of zombie poking sticks by the time I made it to the gift shop

 

[SFR]

Okay, okay, okay, okay... This is really morbid. Those zombies... they're weren't dead at one point, where they? If I remember, his daughter gets bit or something and there are drugs to stop her transformation. This means that all these people that are going to die on TV aren't already dead, they're just sick. That's horrible. Why are they killing random people's family members instead of trying to find a cure?

I guess I could be wrong about them just being infected. I hope they're dead zombies, not zombies in the meaning of the word zombie zombies. Either way, that'd be one fucked up game show.

 

[icyneesan]

Meh, its not as funny if you've played the game and seen the cutscene before :\

 

[Darks63]

This is your best one in awhile cant wait till next week.

Wow, the guy next to our main Character was probably the biggest douche I have ever seen in games (maybe), spite them being in a competition but I mean, he just flat out says:

"I heard you lost your wife to Zombies in Los Vegas."
"You must of sucked killing zombies then if you couldn't save her! Hahaha!"

Ppft what the crap dude? A wife means something to someone, let alone if they have a child together. Not that I am a hateful person and want bad things to happen, but I wouldn't mind him being killed right off the bat *Smiles*

That douche is one of the first Psychopaths you fight so you do get to kill him (although he is pretty cheap which makes him somewhat difficult)

 

[gameoni]

uummm more chainsaws and motorbikes in gameshows.... TELL IT BE SO!!
"Pat I would like to buy a vowel... but if you charger me for it....."

 

[captaincabbage]

God, they don't even need to make an unskippable with this! Even without their commentary this game is unintentionally hilarious.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Somehow I don't think Jeopardy would be improved by motorcycles with chainsaws.

Speaking of Survivor, if they had motorcycles with chainsaws on Survivor, then I might actually watch it.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Tyrone King: AKA Kanye Wesker.

You stole that from somewhere... I can't put my finger on it but I have definately heard that joke before.

 

[Wolcik]

I want to buy that zombie poking stick... at first I thought that you'd go with a diffrent aproach with "poking the zombies".

 

[jakefongloo]

Okay, okay, okay, okay... This is really morbid. Those zombies... they're weren't dead at one point, where they? If I remember, his daughter gets bit or something and there are drugs to stop her transformation. This means that all these people that are going to die on TV aren't already dead, they're just sick. That's horrible. Why are they killing random people's family members instead of trying to find a cure?

I guess I could be wrong about them just being infected. I hope they're dead zombies, not zombies in the meaning of the word zombie zombies. Either way, that'd be one fucked up game show.

The drug prevents the transformation for 24 hours it doesn't cure nor does it do anything for people already transformed.

 

[Aptspire]

hehe... zombieber
brainses, brainses, brainses... mooooaaan XD

 

[i64ever]

I agree with Paul. That was one show I would never miss!

 

[The Random One]

Good one, but it's hard to beat the first Dead Rising episode. That one's a classic. 'Land? On a helipad?'