Unskippable: E3 2010 Trailers

[Baneat]

Take MGS2's honeycomb and clean look, combine it with MGS4's control scheme and contrived storyline, make it extra shit and you have minesnackers.

Commentary was really funny.

 

[pigsnoutman]

I hope for Mind Jacks gets released. Know why? Cause it will be one hell of an unskippable!

 

[wonkify]

Sadly at this point I actually would play "Mine-Jack", a game about jacking mining sites, if the damn thing would just be released on the frackin' PC.

This keeps up my gaming PC will be an overpowered door stop.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

MindJack sounds like Grand Theft Computers... or Telekinesis of Trees... XD

 

[Stabby Joe]

Actually Greece is not really an overly used theme, just that one game series, God of War, is very popular. Beyond that all I can think of is Age of Mythology, Rise of the Argonauts, Glory of Heracles and Master of Olympus, the last 3 of which weren't that popular. I don't like the notion that is it's Greek myth in video games it must be linked to God of War.

Anyway, funny as usual.

 

[CitizenV]

It is acceptable to write AD before the date, in fact some say to do otherwise is wrong.

0000 BC and AD 0000 are the proper way to write dates. It is all rendered moot by the fact we should all be using BCE and CE.

 

[CitizenV]

Actually Greece is not really an overly used theme, just that one game series, God of War, is very popular. Beyond that all I can think of is Age of Mythology, Rise of the Argonauts, Glory of Heracles and Master of Olympus, the last 3 of which weren't that popular. I don't like the notion that is it's Greek myth in video games it must be linked to God of War.

Anyway, funny as usual.

I agree.

 

[ucciolord1]

Those trailers looked like balls.
Thanks for spicing them up a bit.

 

[Vohn_exel]

So wait, they're basically releasing Troy the movie the game? Seriously, some of the lines were the same. Was this some canceled movie tie in project that someone bought and decided to label as their own?

Tron might be cool if we could see some more gameplay. It sounds kind of awesome, but I dunno. Definitely my favorite of the trailers. The Reboot reference was awesome!

Mindjack looks and sounds TERRIBLE. I think you could've made an entire episode around that trailer. I mean seriously, the voice over is so cheesy. The game looks incredibly boring too. I bet it's a bargin bin game almost a week after it's release.

 

[Chancie]

Funny episode, like always. Though, none of the games were ones that sparked my interest, especially MindJack. Awful trailer for that one. xD

And what, no Metal Gear Solid: Rising? C'mon guys, I was hoping for that one. You've failed me! D:

 

[PhiMed]

Prepare to get your mind hacked! With bullets!

 

[Endocrom]

"No, no, 2031 AD. The AD comes after."

Kinda amusing, but too bad you didn't go for a Zero Wing reference, like: "in AD twenty-thirty-one, war was beginning."

Heh, if you translate 'AD' it really says "in 'in the year of our lord' twenty-thirty-one."

Also, they missed a golden opportunity for... MIND TAKING!

Spoiler

BEEOOO-WEEEE-OOOOO!

 

[glitch452]

Thank you Thank you Thank you For the Reboot reference. Sometimes I feel like the only one who ever watched that show even though it was like the best show ever.

 

[coldfrog]

They built it up from bad to worse... to dementedly awful. Are you sure they didn't make up that Mind(h)ack game, make a fake trailer and then make fun of it? I mean, they must be able to make computer graphics because they're hackers too! I mean... they must be... I see them on MY computer every day! I think they installed Linux on it.

Seriously though. That game looks absolutely terrible.

 

[lijenstina]

Good thing that they mentioned the "AD" part. Someone could get confused with the BC 2031 when hackers used chisels to hack engraved limestones .

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

If MindJack takes place in 2031, why are they using the XM8? Not to be a gun critic or anything, but really? That thing was obsolete over 10 years ago. Can we at least be a bit original? I could go build a 3D model for a gun right now if I wanted. It's not that hard, game developers.

 

[NeoShinGundam]

Is it just me or is MindJack a blatant rip-off of the second Appleseed movie, without the cool Shirow Masamune designs?

 

[blankedboy]

What??? No Portal 2?

 

[Nouw]

"Damn Minejackers!" Funny one guys. Can we expect more E3 ones? I'd love oh wait that wouldn't work. -cough Space Marine-cough-

 

[Galad]

"War is starting.." "Again??"

Truer words have never been spoken *applause*