Unskippable: Enslaved

[Graham_LRR]

Enslaved

If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.

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[Lost In The Void]

So in what part of putting the collar on him, did she decide she didn't have a choice?

 

[shirin238]

Wow, the least she could do was get him some ice cream, the cold hearted woman that she is.

 

[The Great JT]

Did they not realize the Ice Cream Headache-Inducing Headband could easily be countered by rubbing your tongue on the roof of your mouth?

No, really, that works. I shit you not.

 

[Imper1um]

Damn, this is an entirely bad cutscene, for what looks like the WORST premise in video games: defending someone who, themselves, looks incredibly useless.

They built a game out of the thing I HATE the most in Video Games; forced escort missions. I'm getting an Ice Cream Headache thinking about it.

 

[Genmalord]

hasn't this already been done, like the exact same video?

 

[bdcjacko]

Nice, what a horribly executed premise (the game, not the unskippable)

 

[Supp]

On the plus side, at least the headband looks like a snazy crown!

 

[CatinHat]

I feel sorry for the Unskippable

 

[Smooth Operator]

So in what part of putting the collar on him, did she decide she didn't have a choice?

She is of the female species, that is how their logic works

 

[Mydnyght]

"If I had a spaceship full of slaves, I would have them rowing" "How?" "Space oars"

That.

But then again, explain to me, Paul, how do space oars work?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I SO wanna play this game. Damn you consoles and your exclusivitious...ness....thing!

 

[dalek sec]

Well that's just dick-ishness all across the board by that lady. Don't even bother asking someone first off! D:

I think the best qoute of the episode was: "The escape button was your fist all along."

 

[Trucken]

I really want to play Enslaved. I hope the ending involves beating the shit out of that woman as soon as the headband is removed.

 

[Taawus]

Monkey reminds me of Sylar.

 

[Citrus]

Enslaved is actually a really good game. The character development and acting in it are better than in any other game that comes to mind, to be honest. The facial motion-capture is really good, too. Gameplay is kind of average, though.

Anyway, still a funny video. "And now he's a deer" made me laugh.

 

[la1366]

Of all the people to survive... why did it have to be super saiyan Kratos?

(Also, have you guys ever thought about doing the Mass Effect's for Unskippable?)

 

[Wakefield]

You have Grand Central. Its Terminal.

That was so bad, and yet I laughed so hard.

Funny as always guys.