Unskippable: Final Fantasy XIII

[Vimbert]

BEST. BAIT-AND-SWITCH. EVER.

Seriously. Who needs XIII to rip on when you've got the classic-ness of FFVI?

EDIT: Also, cheers for the ActRaiser joke, that's one of my favorite games.

DOUBLE EDIT: Those who didn't immediately recognize from the clouds what was happening make me sad.

 

[Caiti Voltaire]

I thought I'd heard the XIII story before. Heheh.

 

[Grabnaur]

You tricksy tricksy bastards, good episode.

Just so you know I was!! A veteran of the War of the Magically Delicious Marshmallow Beasts or WMDMB. They were holding weapons of mass disintegration in marsh bushes. Dark dark times, the things I saw, the things I saw...

At least you didn't go through honey dew road man! I lost all my gumdrops that day....oh and my platoon, but the gum drops.

War.....war is never sugar free.

 

[wooty]

Awww, thanks Graham and Paul, that really took me back. Must search for FF3 now

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Thoughts;

Tt's 6...

Magitek Armour is Magic powered. =P

Hey guys I found the Industrial Revolution in my closet... This is the best line ever. XD

 

[ThePreshFrince]

Awesome. Who just laughed his ass off and has two thumbs up? ROB-VAN-THISGUY.

 

[Jack T Robyn]

Funny, I just re-purchased this game today. Second best after seven, opinion as always.

Not sure if anyone else mentioned it already, but the mechs are Magicite-powered.

Also, shout-out for the Ted Woolsey era of localization!

 

[tanatoes]

Bwahaha! Genius!

Makes me want to play Final Fantasy VI though, and I don't have a copy, which makes me sad. Maybe I'll start a new game of FF IV on my DS.

 

[swytchblayd]

Okay, that one got me XP

Nice turncoat guys...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ah ha! You crafty bastards! Good show!

Um... I just thought of something, if those are steam powered mechs, wouldn't their full source freeze considering it was like winter?

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Seriously, though. FFXIII = pile of rhino leavings. And it's on fire. And it's sitting in your living room, taunting you for buying it.

 

[antigodoflife]

shame that that was FFVI... silly north americans and their false translations.

 

[spacepope22]

Thanks for the ploy, FF3/6 was my favorite of them all.

 

[Wizco]

And I was relly psyched when I read the title too...
Oh well, great episode, I loved FFVI, one of the best in the series.

 

[crazycanuck17]

I guess I was one of the few who recognized the opening sequence before you guys said anything.

right, cause no one knows what final fantasy vi is...

 

[The Random One]

Ha, awesome! Classic one, guys. Several thumbs-up's.

 

[fanklok]

well played, and since this is about making fun of really really shitty cut scenes that means that XIII has good ones, or they just wanted to mess with us and since I just bought XIII today I hope it's the former, if only to slightly justify the fact that the guy at Gamestop somehow managed to get me to buy the strategy guide (I was half way home when I realized that crafty bastard actually sold it to me)

 

[Blanks]

oh your crafty crafty men ... great episode!

 

[Hayate_GT]

......................hmph....good job guys but hmph...

 

[Fappy]

I've been had! Damn you!