Unskippable: Fracture

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Loonerinoes

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Kelly Hu narrates the intro! *swoons over her awesome voice and blocks out all the snarky comments at that time*

But still...

"That's pretty standard."
"Thank you for pointing out the game designer's lack of creativity."
"That IS pretty standard!"

:D
 

ravensshade

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Nanosauromo said:
Wait... if sea levels rose because of global warming, why is there no water in San Francisco bay?
because they said something about super deformed terrain?
i don't know.. maybe because games love plotholes?
 

Sojoez

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"That's pretty standard."
"Thank you for pointing out the game designer's lack of creativity."

This made me laugh out loud. One of the beter episodes!
 

Adventurer2626

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What the Hell? What did the Midwest ever do to the Developers? We are not a convenient plot device! Our voices will be heard! We will make you play Euchre! Oh yea, real mature. Go ahead, cut off our electronics shipments, see if we care. ...Wait, that includes video games, too. Come back, we're sorry!

I did enjoy the "That's pretty standard" part as well.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Also there is a duck that quacks. Additionally some Lego, you know if you have any down time.
Awesome. Also your last line made me laugh out loud in a busy lunchroom. Unskippable, making awkward social situations everywhere XD

[sub][sub][sub]If you were colour blind, you would so be relieved of duty.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

ManaAdvent

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"Wee-hee! The military is fun!"

That line gets me every time. The game sounds pretty standard alright.
 

SelectivelyEvil13

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Ha ha! That was brilliant! I loved the color-coordination jokes.

I picked up the game used a long time ago (cheap cheap at Blockbuster) and played a little bit of it. While not the greatest game, it's certainly passable at least.

The video got me thinking though, what's up with the generic face scare that the protagonist is sporting? It just seems like a really awkward cut to the face, especially given that the game is in the future and everyone just shoots each other.
 

Something Amyss

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Loonerinoes said:
Kelly Hu narrates the intro! *swoons over her awesome voice and blocks out all the snarky comments at that time*

But still...

"That's pretty standard."
"Thank you for pointing out the game designer's lack of creativity."
"That IS pretty standard!"

:D
Hehe. I also liked the bit about spending five years in the military to learn "red bad, green good."
 

Whispering Death

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so... the water level rised due to global warming which somehow both flooded the entire mid-west but drained out the San Francisco Bay so it's nothing but hills now? How does rising water level reduce the amount of water in San Fran?

What?