Unskippable: Haze

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Doug

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Artemus_Cain said:
I'm glad Haze sucked a big fat one otherwise "boosh" could've caught on on onine FPSs.
(do MGS4 next!)
That'll take several weeks. Possible months or years.
 

sketchesofpayne

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Thank you Haze, we are all dumber from having watched that cutscene. I award you no points and we move on to the next round.

Great Unskippable as always!
 

capnjack

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Wow, Haze looks beyond awful. That cutscene was a complete train wreck. It was even hard to laugh at the Unskippable guys' jokes (though they were exceptionally funny this week), because the scene was just... embarassingly bad.

But, at least it's very clear who this is aimed at.
 

Wilcroft

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estro_pajo said:
Le_Lisra said:
estro_pajo said:
Why did only one person mentioned Babylon5 in their comments?

Well, I know it was never a great innovative show and the interest somewhat died 10 years ago and only people like me (media scholars that is) watch this for historical purposes, but come on!
Imagine me performing a bit of fanboy rage because that show was wonderful. But no point in arguing. Everyone who hasn't seen it: Ignore this guy and watch it! ;)
Hey, I'm not saying that it was horrible! I kinda liked it... in my own way :) It's just that the show hasn't aged all that well. Worth taking a shot regardless.
The problem with B5 is that the models for the effects have all been lost, so any scene with FX is captured from the original broadcast tapes, not re-rendered from the original film, as is done with most old TV shows. So while the story, technology, etc. is still excellent, the visuals aren't the greatest, especially on scenes with live-action and special effects simultaneously. It's still an excellent TV series just for the plot alone.
 

Evil Tim

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kmg90 said:
I will miss the game the story was VERY passable
That isn't how you spell 'sub-par Platoon ripoff.'

Firia said:
If there wern't a bazillion shooters out there already, it wouldn't be all that bad of a game.
Haze fans come up with the weakest excuses for their game. "Oh, if you hadn't been spoiled by all those good FPSes you'd be able to appreciate this mediocre-to-terrible one for its greatness!" It would still be a bad game if it was the only FPS in existence, you don't need to know what gold is to know crap stinks.
 

Skreeee

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A Scooby Doo reference and staring at the sun? Sounds like my everyday life. XD

This one was just pure awesome.
 

God_of_badgers

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ha Boosh is what the Xtecals say in the frisky dingo cartoon and they have the same amount of professionalism as these solders.
 

Oddone2

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Considering it was Haze, it actually came out quite a bit better than I was expecting.
Nice job, you guys.

ED: I just got the "MATILDA!" line. Wow.
 
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boosh!!


another favorite of mine ! even if you guys weren't voicing over it I'd be laughing at the game.....


its like star ship troopers you don't know if you should take it seroiusly lol
 

DrEmo

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Peacy P:"Listen up straight, y'all biscuit heads
I want a piece of dry toast and two scrambled eggs
An order o' hashbrowns make 'em extra crisp
A glass o' orange juice
and a bowl of cheese grits!"

Coach Z: "Daaang! That man just ordered breakfast in the middle of my song!"


Yeah, that's where the "He ordered breakfast in the middle of this cutscene" reference came from.
Homestarruner forever.