Unskippable: Max Payne 3, Part 1

[Graham_LRR]

Max Payne 3, Part 1

The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.

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[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I wish my drunken shamblings were this delusional...

 

[JSW]

Rob Nelson's name is so lame that it distracts you from the fact that the other guy on that card was named "Jeronimo."

 

[Unhappy Crow]

It was more entertaining hearing them talk about the names during the opening credits. Rage Director. What does that mean?

...

Time to use Google.

 

[Something Amyss]

Do you suppose Kevin Baca's friends play "seven stages of Kevin Baca?"

 

[Balkan]

It was more entertaining hearing them talk about the names during the opening credits. Rage Director. What does that mean?

...

Time to use Google.

RAGE animation , the tech behind the gravity in rockstar`s games .
Also Steve Martin ? WTF ?

 

[Rakor]

T-shirt

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SOME ANGRY GRINGO

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[bobmus]

No-one ever goes by Bass.

My surname is 'Bass', like the British beer. What you saying Graham? D:

 

[matrix3509]

Aww man, they focused Rob Nelson and completely missed Jeronimo!

 

[azazel_buddha]

"Rob Nelson ............... LAME" i lol'd, my buddy rob hates you guys now, awesome

 

[leviadragon99]

Heh, the way you were describing his angel-of-deathness made him sound more like an escort...

 

[DeadCoyote]

The joke about graveyard made me turn the video off and laugh a lot. :3

 

[scw55]

Rob Nelson's name is so lame that it distracts you from the fact that the other guy on that card was named "Jeronimo."

Jeronimo Barbara I think you find!

It's the next Doctor Who companion for the 11th Doctor, Barbara.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Wow, you managed to make the heartbreaking, tragic and really depressing opening for Max Payne 3 hilarious.

Bravo, sirs, Bravo.

Calumon: I thought he needed a shave at first and then he shaved the wrong part of his head! >.<

 

[TheSchaef]

... and that was the 1,387th time I... killed...

 

[rbstewart7263]

Hilarious all told thank you. love the max payne series....

Love it as much as I loved my father who I never knew...:,( cries......goes manwhoring.lmao

 

[Unhappy Crow]

RAGE stands for Rockstar Advanced Game Engine. It's the engine the game uses.

RAGE is Rockstar's Advanced Game Engine, which they've been using since GTA4.

Thanks for the answer, you two.