Unskippable: Ninja Gaiden 3

[ThunderCavalier]

Ninjas, apparently immune to the effects of gravity.

No, no, no, silly. They're still affected by gravity.

You forgot Newton's Seventh's Law of Gravity: Forward momentum is immediately stopped without any adverse affect by jumping off of air (please see the Forty-Ninth Addendum: Double-jumping) or by hitting a person (preferably a bad guy) before you hit the ground. Upward momentum is achieved if you happen to bounce off of the bad guy's head.

 

[Darth_Payn]

This is one of the funniest videos these guys ever did! The QTE's, the nonsensical story , the remarks, it was great!
Graham: "Paul, ar eeyou seeing this, or did I eat too much ham last night?"
Paul: "I ate a lot of ham too."

 

[-Drifter-]

You forgot Newton's Seventh's Law of Gravity: Forward momentum is immediately stopped without any adverse affect by jumping off of air (please see the Forty-Ninth Addendum: Double-jumping) or by hitting a person (preferably a bad guy) before you hit the ground.

That would certainly explain a lot of the leaps I've made in Assassin's Creed. Though it doesn't explain the magic hay bales.

Not sure if shadow and texture glitch... or saw Giant vagina...

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

 

[blackrave]

Can someone explain me this?
Is he immune to gravity because he is japanese, or is there is part in ninjitsu when you are being taught how to fly using only your power of will?

 

[CrunchyRay]

I love how terrorists in video games have moved past the whole, "take hostages and demand ransom" or "kill people to make a statement" and are now in the, "kidnap the head of one country's government and demand that a foreign government send one of their citizens over here for some obscure reason" business. Especially great that the person they're demanding is a human murder machine.

Did they just want to kill Ryu? And they couldn't go to his peaceful Japanese village and blow him up? My brain hurts now.

 

[ciancon]

I completely agree on the "wing suit" comment!

 

[Graham_LRR]

Ninja Gaiden 3

If "gaiden" means "side-story", what the hell is the main story?!

Watch Video

Dead or Alive maybe?

Except! Ninja Gaiden predates DOA. So confusing.

 

[orangeapples]

Ninja Gaiden 3

If "gaiden" means "side-story", what the hell is the main story?!

Watch Video

Dead or Alive maybe?

Except! Ninja Gaiden predates DOA. So confusing.

Well it isn't like he's a badass ninja every day. Being a badass ninja is probably a thursday and that's the side story we get to play. Because stuff like going to the grocery story and balancing a budget in the main part of his life are kinda lame when you're a badass ninja on thursdays.

 

[idodo35]

batman doesnt need a wing suit or even his cape to fly! he is batman! gravity bends to his whim!

captcha: mister wilson (for whoever doesnt know thats deadpools reall name, wade wilson.)

 

[Tamrin]

Ninjas, apparently immune to the effects of gravity.

No, no, no, silly. They're still affected by gravity.

You forgot Newton's Seventh's Law of Gravity: Forward momentum is immediately stopped without any adverse affect by jumping off of air (please see the Forty-Ninth Addendum: Double-jumping) or by hitting a person (preferably a bad guy) before you hit the ground. Upward momentum is achieved if you happen to bounce off of the bad guy's head.

This is why we take notes in class.

 

[Hexenwolf]

The interference is so bad it's somehow messing with the overlay!

 

[anian]

At some point in history, assassins that have a basic rule fighting as "do whatever it takes to win" or in other words fight as dirty as you can, became noble warriors and heroes...weird.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Hyabusa Law: If you're a ninja, you can glide without needing a cape nor a scarf.

And to think, we put all that time and money into perfecting the glide-scarf.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

"I hate that tree"

For some reason I think I laughed way harder than I should have at that.

 

[Mydnyght]

Ninja, Guy, & Dan?

Oh wait, I get it. Funny guys, really funny.

Don't worry, it took me a while to get that too. Hell, for a moment I was thinking of THIS Guy (who IS a ninja):
And of course that means I was thinking of THIS Dan:
Of course, there are some people who'll NEVER get that... mainly because they think "gaiden" is pronounced "gay-den". -_-

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Bhahaha, muffins. That was hilarious, kinda reminded me of Red vs Blue's style of comedy. Also, I hope that "Call me Ishmael" bit happened naturally BEFORE you guys wrote it.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ninja, Guy, & Dan?

Oh wait, I get it. Funny guys, really funny.

Don't worry, it took me a while to get that too. Hell, for a moment I was thinking of THIS Guy (who IS a ninja):
And of course that means I was thinking of THIS Dan:
Of course, there are some people who'll NEVER get that... mainly because they think "gaiden" is pronounced "gay-den". -_-

Wait wait wait! That's perfect. Ninja Gay Dan. It's the story of a gay ninja, his name is Dan. *smirk*

(yes yes, I know, but it's still funny)

 

[Tarkand]

No comment at the fact that the girl is named Misuki Mcloud?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I couldn't ignore Liara as a business woman ninja.

 

[duchaked]

hahahaha they need him to bake muffins-no kill people duh he's a ninja. guess the developers figured that much out, but little else...