Unskippable: Onimusha 3

[vfaulkon]

"I think we've gotten off-message here..."

*giant Manta Ray of Death appears, dropping genma on the clueless Parisians*

"And now we're on-message again!"

Love it.

 

[likalaruku]

"Excuse me sir, can you direct us to Onimusha 3? We seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere."

That pretty much sums up the whole thing.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

I should've guessed that a liberal application of katana would deal with a roach problem.

Then again, a liberal application of katana can deal with ANYTHING.

 

[Vlane]

I don't know if it's a good or a bad sign that I've never heard of, let alone played half the games they've done.

Of course, some of these cutscenes pretty much make me feel like I haven't missed much.

Opening cutscenes don't tell you how the game will be. The best example is DDS.

 

[randommaster]

There's always room...for random WTF cutscenes.

 

[AmbrMerlinus]

Nice attempt at French, guys. The Darkness reference was another winner. I look forward to these every week; keep it up!

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

You guys rock.
'nuff said.

 

[wolf_isthebest]

Excellent job with this one guys. Second mainstream title after Final Fantasy. Keep it up. It's funnier when you know the game and what the hell is going on in there.

Dead Rising, The Darkness, and Lost Planet were mainstream. You could also make an argument for The Getaway.

dead rising - 1 mil copies sold in the year of its realese
lost planet - 2 mil copies sold untill now
the darkness - under 1 mill nobody knows its not even on the top 50 xbox chart...

Lost planet is mainstream and it's my bad for not including it on my list but for the other two i say "meh"

 

[Graham_LRR]

Much as we do love Flight of the Conchords, just using random French words in place of French talking isn't really something they pioneered. All I'm saying is it wasn't actually meant to be a reference, but we'll take it.

 

[gigastrike]

...That was fucking awesome.

 

[MaxFan]

Yeah, I want a giant monster bug...thing.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Yeah, I want a giant monster bug...thing.

Yeah, but then you've got to worry about resiliant ninjas coming along and dropping a giant canister of lime Jell-O into its brain.

Seriously, The Club isn't going to be even a bit of a deterrent.

 

[klarr]

they must kick ass at ping pong.
you know they make a point, if you ever see a army of monters and bugs and undead you know its not your army you know its what your about to fight. where is my awsome army!

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

I think the most distressing fallacy of this cut scene is that the demon army guys are marching in a desert.. in Japan. A country that has no deserts..
Everything else is believable but the setting just really brings you out of the action.

 

[cj_iwakura]

Shame they had to do the epic CG half, because that was really good with or without commentary.

The second half, that was an easy target.

 

[Agertor]

I dare say this is the best to date, I was almost crying as I laughed

 

[TheSKSpecial]

I'm waiting for them to bring back "Your kid dies.."

Seconded.

 

[MaxFan]

Yeah, I want a giant monster bug...thing.

Yeah, but then you've got to worry about resiliant ninjas coming along and dropping a giant canister of lime Jell-O into its brain.

Seriously, The Club isn't going to be even a bit of a deterrent.

See, but if I had a giant monster bug, I'd have my own resilient ninja defense team. Also, I'd take that thought about protecting the vital brain bits more thoroughly to heart than this particular monster bug's owner. And would never let the super leader ninja guy power up while I stand there. I did not go to arch-villain school, though, so who knows.