Unskippable: Orphen: Scion of Sorcery

[CleverCover]

I feel bad for Jennifer Hale too. From Spider-Man and Metal Gear to this...BLEH!

THAT'S WHO THE VOICE ACTOR FOR THE GIRL IS! I kept thinking she sounded familiar. Now I know why, she sounds like Mandy from Totally Spies!

Honestly, I don't know how anyone can stand the shrillness of that character for any amount of time. I was dying just for that one part.

 

[0over0]

You guys always do your best work with Japanese games--why is that?
Anyway, freakin' hilarious--thank you! I really needed those laughs. Though, come to think of it, they're gone now.... I want my laughter back!

 

[Alexnader]

Am I the only one who's gob-smacked at the blatant double entendre in that scene where the lady reminisces about Rufus? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

"Oh Rufus, I miss you so much" "What should I do? I'm so close..." "Everything I'm doing is for you Rufus, my one true love".

With the amount of context we were given in that intro cutscene I'm going to say that wasn't even double entendre, all signs point to her giving herself a bit of personal relief.

You guys sure picked a great game for this episode, you could've just played the cutscene without any commentary. I demand more Japanese games, you guys seem to be at your best when there's some healthy culture shock involved.

 

[DioWallachia]

Do you mean "orphan" - a person who has lost his parents, or "often" - frequently?

Me: Hahaha, i beg pardon, i see what you mean. I mean frequently.

TripleDaddy: You said orphan frecuently...

Me: NO! only once.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I actually bought this game BECAUSE I loved the anime it is based on. I can see the DVDs of it from here.

The game... was pretty terrible, yeah. But I played through all the characters, even when they were stupidly, insanely difficult, and that damn final boss with the boxes, just so I could see the fairly lame real ending.

Paul and Graham, I challenge you! I want to see you do an episode of Unskippable based on the True End cutscene of this game.

 

[Mylinkay Asdara]

You guys had a lot going on this one - I almost want to lobby for it to be a series of making fun of it. Almost. If I had the time, that is - care to do it anyway?

 

[Alar]

This... this was awesome. XD

Geez, these graphics were horrific.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You know what I wonder about Orphen? Why does Cleo keep following him around? It's abundantly clear that they have a platonic relationship and I can't imagine what other motivation she'd have.

 

[duchaked]

saw that this one had anime in its cutscenes and knew it was gonna be an amazing Unskippable episode xD wish there was a part 2 lollll

 

[RufusMcLaser]

How. Dare. You.