Unskippable: Rage

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Canadamus Prime

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Soviet Heavy said:
canadamus_prime said:
All hail Mr. Game and Watch! ...er I mean the Octopus God.
Is Game and Watch going to climb the Nintendo building and start murdering characters with his 2D tentacles?
Hey! That's MR. Game and Watch to you buddy. When you can turn into a giant octopus and are worshiped as a god they call you 'Mr.'

As for climbing the Nintendo building, he doesn't need to climb it, he can just float above it.
 

Demo

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Don't mean to be a negative nancy, but unskippable is like having 2 people on either side of you who natter on with their 'witticisms' while you try to enjoy a game or movie. Reminds me of the inevitably horrible narration that seems to accompany every otherwise enjoyable holiday video that people make.

Perhaps a bit more thought put into the script?
 

Bmagada

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My vote for the worst game ever with the best graphics. I got to the end and threw it in the trash.......then I took the disk out of the can, wiped it off and traded it in for Arkham City.
 

Something Amyss

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Demo said:
Don't mean to be a negative nancy, but unskippable is like having 2 people on either side of you who natter on with their 'witticisms' while you try to enjoy a game or movie. Reminds me of the inevitably horrible narration that seems to accompany every otherwise enjoyable holiday video that people make.

Perhaps a bit more thought put into the script?
So you're against the exact thing that is the specific purview of Unskippable.

Perhaps this simply isn't the show for you?
 

The Great JT

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Wait, I can't comprehend this. A future based on Hagar the Horrible where we have to wear horned helmets? BEST. POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE. EVER.
 

The Random One

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I LOL'ed at the seal joke as well. I don't usually LOL, but this time I did.

Great episode. Excellent soundtrack.
 

uguito-93

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Jul 16, 2009
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Wait, did they just go through a first person vehicle cutscene without the player character fainting/dying/getting malaria? Progress!
 

RTR

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An inmortal John Goodman would be awesome.
Also, I want the Doomguy bubblehead
 

DTWolfwood

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Oct 20, 2009
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game had so much hype. shocking that ppl didn't notice the mediocrity dripping from its veins. The orange crush must have sprung a leak!
 

Reaper69lol

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Now I want the Doom Guy bobblehead as my trusty, plastic sidekick. Nice one guys, keep it up.
 

Fightgarr

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Dec 3, 2008
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I feel like it was a missed opportunity not to use "Hagar" to reference Sammy Hagar. Particularly Sammy Hagar's "Heavy Metal", since the scenery already looks like the last bit of Heavy Metal anyway.
 

beniki

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I just laughed way too much at two guys making seal noises... XD

Keep up the good work you two. My week would be 5 minutes less funny without you!
 

GasparNolasco

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Doom Guy is pretty positive -- I mean: he got through Doom and all, he must have learned how to always look at the bright side of stuff.
 

Farther than stars

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OK, so let me get this straight: they don't have time to brush away the rust, the stuff that's demanding more and more supplies for their precious society, but at the same time they do have the time to cave images into random pieces of the landscape?
That aside, I actually liked this cutscene. The gameplay doesn't seem spaced too far apart, the landscape is stunningly beautiful and that Danny Hagar guy seems like a real person. He's giving you a glimpse into this post-apocalyptic future, but at the same time realises that this might as well be gibberish to you. All in all, I think I might play RAGE after I finally get round to finishing Fallout.
But despite this cutscene not being very Unskippable-worthy in my eyes, it was still a pretty funny episode.
 

JesterRaiin

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So that's how RAGE intro looks like !

BTW : That's actually very good observation. Why post-apocalyptic settlements aren't a little more colorful ? I don't believe that women will change their behavior because of such minor nuisances like nuclear holocaust. :)