Unskippable: Red Faction: Guerilla

[samsonguy920]

Elephant Disposal Force, a very efficient unit. Did you see any elephants? No! Well there you go.
And I hate that nagging feeling when I go to recruit new guerillas that I may have left the oven on. Going to burn the cookies for the next guerilla planning session.

And truth be told, I can see beret-shaped helmets. I swear Malcolm's in UT3 was metal.

 

[Destroy Gundam]

"You know, ever since the Death Star was destroyed, it's hard for Stormtroopers to find work. It's great that the EDF is taking pity on them and giving them jobs."

Can't go wrong with a Stormtooper joke. But I'm glad that you guys moved on from MGS4. It was funny at first, but those cutscenes really didn't lend themselves to humor too well. This, on the other hand did.

I also liked the "Gorilla/Guerilla" gag at the beginning.

 

[RTR]

Proof that this is my favorite series on the Escapist.
"Fun ride?"
"The plane or the stewardess?" That killed me.
The references to Lethal Weapon 2 and the "Hammer Time" joke were great too.

 

[RTR]

Also, the reference to the Star Ocean video at the end was great.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

"We're under Marshall Law! Marshall McLuhan law, it's a global village out there!!"

I laughed out loud, in real life. (lolnrl?) I sure hope I'm not the only person to watch this video and get that joke! Maybe if I show it to my fellow telecommunication majors...

 

[ssgt splatter]

yay, no more MGS

I second that emotion.

 

[Flytch]

"Did I leave the oven on?!"

Haha, was really good this week.

I don't want to be to negative, but what happened to the unsuitable videos? they used to be so good. Now only once in a while there is a really good episode and than there are episodes rated from bad to okay.

Maybe it is just me, but I did not laugh even once from this video

and I am sorry if this comment is to negative

Well everyone else was watching Unskippable...

*High fives*

 

[WhiteTiger225]

This game made MGS look like hamlet. Very fractured cutscenes, boring gameplay, intense firefights ruined by limited ammo versus limitless enemies, non-guirella gameplay, and it gets an extra ticket for violation of the ordinance 3 of paragraph 5 of the "Tall Destroyable things" regulation which states, and I quote "Any game with large destroyable thingsm ust make the most dramatic and amazing use of them or forfeit their right to claim such in advertising". So.. .you're coming with me "Miner"

 

[Venatio]

Firstly I am relieved it was something different this week. They also handled this pretty well, I like the part about the "Stormtroopers for hire", those idiots couldnt hit the broadside of a barn at point blank range let alone blast a whiny farm boy.

 

[pargaras]

"if my name is not Commander light speed kenny"

he voice by Michael McConnohie who did Commander light speed kenny and Red Faction Commander(the guy has no name)

He also does the voice of Schwarzwald/Michael Seebach from Big O,

actually he does you are told his name just after your first mission

 

[Jakemizer]

Another good one!!

1: Eternal Sonata
2: Lost Planet
3: Wolverine

 

[gamegod25]

Not as funny this time. Maybe it'll take a few weeks to recover from MGS4

he voice by Michael McConnohie who did Commander light speed kenny and Red Faction Commander(the guy has no name)

Actually hes does have a name, it's Hugo Davies.

 

[rofl jet]

"pew pew pew, hey I got you"
"No I got you first"
"No fair"
the guns do look pretty fake, not to mention they flash when they shoot

 

[rofl jet]

They're still mentioning mgs4, I geuss they're still working out of their system

 

[Mstrswrd]

So... is anyone else having the problem where it doesn't load past 2:56 seconds?

 

[Syphonz]

......... I'm sorry, was this supposed to be funny? I really don't see the humour in this.

 

[Zivlok]

Pango is Latin for "hammer"!

 

[civver]

"Hideo Kojima would take, like, half an hour to get all that out"

So true. That "Martial/Marshall" pun was groan-inducing, but "it's a global village out there" is kinda funny. That dubbed conversation was also funny. "Everybody's considered dead until proven innocent." "Are you being serious, or are you just quoting Lethal Weapon 2?" "I wonder how many times that joke was said around Volition headquarters." And the last line in the credits. This is just gold. Pure gold.

 

[Merteg]

"Well, your not getting shot license has been revoked! See? Two can play at this game!"

Made of win, very good Unskippable.

 

[fishbeinb]

Pitch perfect