Unskippable: Shadows of the Damned

[triggrhappy94]

I've seen high school plays with better dialogue.

 

[Something Amyss]

This may just be me, but why not tell Fleming that he's better than you, get the girl back, and then start being an ass? You know, unless lying is against your shirtless, innuendo-y code of honor.

You know how Samson lost his power if he cut his hair?

Well, Generic McBadass loses his power if he concedes another man's manhood is superior. Even if that man is a demon.

I've seen high school plays with better dialogue.

But have you seen high school plays with more forced innuendo?

 

[triggrhappy94]

I've seen high school plays with better dialogue.

But have you seen high school plays with more forced innuendo?

Actually maybe, it was a really weird play.
The drama teacher pretty much let the weirdest drama kids write a play about mythology.
Some of the most pointless, ham-handed pop-culture refferences I've ever heard.

 

[K_Dub]

Alright, I already had this game on my back log list of games to play, but this video helped move it up to the top 10. Another hilarious episode!

 

[Something Amyss]

Actually maybe, it was a really weird play.
The drama teacher pretty much let the weirdest drama kids write a play about mythology.
Some of the most pointless, ham-handed pop-culture refferences I've ever heard.

Probably would still take the play, but man, the penis waving in this is so over the top it's almost funny despite itself.

 

[Swifteye]

Grindhouse, the game. Seriously does suda 51 have some issues that need sorting out? Also why did that guy wait to hear the monsters monologue? I would have just shot him.

 

[duchaked]

Fleming...yeah that's a name to instill fear and terror
or maybe that IS the joke @_@

 

[CleverCover]

So, is the game filled with more jokes like this or was this just a one-off type of thing?

 

[Random Wanderer]

So, is the game filled with more jokes like this or was this just a one-off type of thing?

That gun of his is a talking, transforming weapon called "Johnson." One of the weapons it can turn into is called "the Big Boner." While I have only heard reviews of the game and not played it myself, it's a fair bet, based on all that, that the penis jokes continue the whole way through.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Two hipster/emo video game cutscenes on Unskippable? Ugh, well at least I know not to play those games and the cutscenes were funny. Well done Graham.

 

[deidara]

And to think that this entire "Girlfriend being tortured and kidnapped, going to Hell, forcing demons to taste your big boner" situation could've been avoided if Garcia had just admitted that he's not as good as the three headed monster in the downstairs apartment.

My friend bought this game the other day, and that's the first thing we thought of during that cutscene. Absolutely ridiculous. I'm surprised the guys didn't make mention of it, maybe it was too obvious.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

So... those eyes...

Does it get disorienting having that many places to see from?

 

[JehuBot]

In the words of Todd "in The Shadows" Nathanson, "...And in conclusion, penis penis penis."

that is all.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You know this just occurred to me, but you'd think considering his line of work Hotspur, kinda like the Batman, wouldn't have a girlfriend for exactly that reason.

 

[Fbuh]

I really hope that this game is supposed to be horrible, because I am liking how horrible it looks.