Ugh, I want these games to be good soooo bad, but the only way they could be entertaining was if they had the Unskippable commentary over it like Riff trax.
Funny as hell
Funny as hell
According to The Star's website, there's totally boobs in The Star... just not... the best?Erja_Perttu said:The page three girls are in The Sun, not The Star. I pity the poor guy who paws through the Star looking for topless women.
I think that's wrong. They're done a few decent cutscenes from good games. Bad cutscenes are easier to make jokes about and are therefore more plentiful in the archive, but nothing's really off limits for them. Where are people getting this getting this notion that when a game ends up on the series it's automatically horrible?K4RN4GE911 said:Well, you're in for a disappointment, cause Paul and Graham only make fun of BAD cutscenes. Last I checked, Portal 2 is awesome in all regards, including cutscenes.
The GAMES are not automatically horrible, but by definition the CUTSCENES here are ones Graham and Paul think are bad. A good game can have a bad cutscene, or a good cutscene that someone else THINKS is bad.Where are people getting this getting this notion that when a game ends up on the series it's automatically horrible?
LOL Watson is the Ninja Cat! You know, Watson teleporting around is either a glitch or the designers preferred to save animation time by having him teleport next to the player instead of just walking after him. But that kind of thing could be a really effective scare tactic in a horror game. Having the monster or whatever be in one place and you turn away, and then when you turn back it's gone and then BOOM! it's right next to you. And you run like a frenzied maniac trying to get away but it just keeps popping up next to you.k-ossuburb said:Oh great! I was wondering when I'd get an opportunity to post this.
Enjoy your nightmares.
Also, it's the Sun that has the infamous Page 3 girl, not the Star, the Star has boobs throughout. But close enough.
Especially since its so inaccurate. The first book made a point of saying that Holmes had memorized all of London down to being able to identify where someone has been by the soil on their shoes.RelexCryo said:"The Great SHerlock Holmes, who lives in London, doesn't know where White Chapel is." That made me chuckle.