Unskippable: Sonic and the Black Knight

[krakjen]

Am I the only one bothered that the BBEG flying horse makes galloping sounds WHILE IN THE AIR?

 

[ultimasupersaiyan]

I just realised that Unskippable is like Mystery Science Theatre 3000... only slightly less funny. Also I agree, why did they canonize the Sonic cartoon with the chili dogs?

 

[Callate]

A writer who feels such contempt for his or her audience that he/she actually feels the need to explain "Excalibur" to his/her audience (through Sonic as proxy) is a writer who should have their keyboard taken away.

 

[Taunta]

I like how everyone politely sits around for Sonic to gain his bearings and flip his chili dogs. And might I say, that is some physics-defying chili.

Also, I will never get used to the awkward japanese graphics next to the cartoony Sonic characters. And I want to know whoever thought the creepy romance thing was a good idea.

Finally, Merlina?! What, Morgana not good enough for you?!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Also another thing I'd like to mention since a number of people have commented on it, Merlina does not replace Merlin, if I recall correctly the game sets her up as Merlin's granddaughter.

 

[Blueruler182]

Don't stop doing Sonic! I need that laugh on a Monday!

 

[Aptspire]

That was Blaze, the only character whose controls I liked in STH 06 -_-

 

[ProjectTrinity]

I've one awards for writing,

I love you so much right now, but not for reasons you'd appreciate. XD

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But yeah, this opening is actually pretty jake for a kid's game. But I'm still happy you guys found a way to bring humor to it. And YES, make a game with Princess Sally and the rest of the cast! Eff Antwan, though And call the game: Sonic Adventure 3. It'll be like Sonic Adventure 2, but without Tales, Knuckles, Robotnick, and Rogue.

 

[SD-Fiend]

in case you didn't know mobius doe in fact equals earth mobius was just something the american localization made up.

 

[SD-Fiend]

why are sonic games so damn stupid they dont need a story just let him run and jump on things

but they all have stories even the first one...

 

[SD-Fiend]

First of all, why does this game exist? Second, how did it get three positive review scores??? http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/sonic-and-the-black-knight

they probably focused more on the gameplay I've heard it's pretty ok

 

[Swifteye]

I just realised that Unskippable is like Mystery Science Theatre 3000... only slightly less funny. Also I agree, why did they canonize the Sonic cartoon with the chili dogs?

Maybe they need some puppets and a pointless sketch sequence.

 

[twaddle]

ok just to be fair. Black Knight wasn't "THAT" bad of a game. don't get me wrong. i was not great it was not good. it was decent.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Russel will be back for your cold dead eyes.

You poor guys, more sonic games.

 

[Absimilliard]

"Merlina"... I concur with your exasperated groans.

Anyways, great job, guys.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

Pretty bad game, I didn't like it much. The end boss battle had awesome music, though =) But yeah - Sonic had a sword! How could this have turned out so bad! It's like they WANTED to reinforce the reputation for shoddy half-assed gamed.

why are sonic games so damn stupid they dont need a story just let him run and jump on things

Haha. Yeah. Let's keep in the old, not experiment, and regurgitate the same old formula!

I think really think it's been proved that the 'old formula', won't cut it. Sonic 4 did okay, but just okay. If it was what everybody wanted, more people would have flocked to Sonic 4 than they did to, say, Sonic Colours.

 

[Blunderboy]

Surely the sexual tension would be more awkward between Sonic and an old guy with a huge beard?

 

[LordFisheh]

Oh my god that cutscene...

Are people actually expected to take that seriously?

 

[bificommander]

This is hillarious. When did this came out?

Although credit where credit's due, I did like Sonic's reaction to being in a weird world, confronted by one attractive (by human standards) girl and a bunch of generic evil creatures.
"Oh yeah, been there done that." *Kicks their asses* "So, what's for lunch here? More Chilly-dogs?"
It's a bit of honesty on the part of Sonic Team's efforts, or lack thereof, these past few years.

Such a shame Merilna (ugh) stopped him from just taking on the boss. He could've kicked his ass and then the credits roll, accompanied with a message from Sonic Team. "No one has liked any of our games in the past 6 years, so why bother to make em anymore? The only buyers we have left are the ones that put money into anything with the Sonic label on it. So why do more effort? Now you won't have to be disappointed by our mediocre gameplay, and we just stick to the weird cutscenes!"

Oh, and why does his horse still have a clopping hooves sound when flying?

 

[tehweave]

Okay... My knowledge of 3D sonic is pretty much limited to Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, so... What the fuck happened to this series? The last sonic game unskippable did had sonic in a Final Fantasy type land, and now he's in medieval times?

SENSE???

(also great episode)