It's called "play the game to find out." Me, I've kind of forgotten the reason (been a while since I last played), but it's all a spoiler no matter how you slice it.
Anyways, I for one really liked this game. And most of your jokes don't work since 1. They are answered in the first game and 2. That "I still have more questions, what was the point" joke was uninformed and desperate and you know it. It wouldn't be a very intriguing story if it was "this is what you look like, kill people with different hats"; the mystery and questions you have at the start are put there on purpose, and they will be answered...provided you give the game a chance.