Unskippable: The Amazing Spider-Man, Part One

[kailus13]

Isn't mutated rhino a better explanation for Rhino than "dude in a rhino suit. Why? No reason."

I'm shocked that not even once did you mention that this is a complete ripoff of the intro to Deus Ex Human Revolution. It's literally the same thing. A guy is lead along by his scientist girlfriend, through a building with a lot of labs that have clear glass walls, where scientist experiment with robots, while pumping out exposition, and then bad things happen.

That's what I thought it was from the thumbnail before reading the title.

Ok I actually lol'd at the "OFFICE RESEARCH" sign. Everyone is staring at me. PSSH it looks like they're buttprobing Rhino behind that doctor.

Why are they not more concerned about the rhino man? He's getting tazed and they're all just standing around talking.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I never asked for this.

 

[gamegod25]

*Dr. Insano laugh* SCIENCE!!!!!!!

 

[Darth_Payn]

I'm shocked that not even once did you mention that this is a complete ripoff of the intro to Deus Ex Human Revolution. It's literally the same thing. A guy is lead along by his scientist girlfriend, through a building with a lot of labs that have clear glass walls, where scientist experiment with robots, while pumping out exposition, and then bad things happen.

I was hoping for a "walkies" joke in there, like from DE:HR, but I don't think Graham and Paul make a habit of recycling material, unlike some video game publishers. I think the "guided tour through the science lab opening" is a common plot device by now. To TVTropes!

Ok I actually lol'd at the "OFFICE RESEARCH" sign. Everyone is staring at me. PSSH it looks like they're buttprobing Rhino behind that doctor.

Just like the Lab Lab, where they Lab.

And despite what MovieBob said about Amazing Spider-Man, it's still more entertaining than Spider-Man 3.

 

[Farther than stars]

That was hilarious, but let's face it: that opening video really stacked 'em in your favour. And boy, do I love me some PR-related jokes.

 

[shrekfan246]

I was not expecting the "twist" with the Rhino. Seems like Oscorp used Aperture's research as a springboard; They only reached Mantis-Men.

SCIENCE!

 

[Covarr]

At 3:38, all I could think was "pick up that can".

P.S. Thanks

 

[Dalisclock]

I was not expecting the "twist" with the Rhino. Seems like Oscorp used Aperture's research as a springboard; They only reached Mantis-Men.

SCIENCE!

They also seemed to have stolen Apatures safety protocals(as in "What are safety protocols?") as well.

I'm personally waiting for the twist where it's revealed OSCORP is actually run by an psychopathic AI, which is hooked into a giant Nerve Gas dispenser(which is hooked into the entire ventilation system). Because that could never, ever go wrong.

 

[DirgeNovak]

This almost doesn't look exactly like the Deus Ex HR intro.

 

[Darken12]

In Oscorp's defence, that is a really nice ass.

 

[Domogo]

Did anyone else notice that the opening femail announcer voice is the same as liara from mass effect? or was it just me?

 

[knight steel]

NO we can go further than this we can create MORE-I propose to you a Goldfish injected with Human DNA!!
Think of all the things we could learn-what knowledge the goldfish Human could impart on us

 

[leviadragon99]

Well that was a weird way for them to rework Rhino...

 

[idodo35]

i really hope that at some point at the game you run into "the elephant" from invincible... maybie he can be a miniboss!

 

[Something Amyss]

To be fair, Peter's Spider-Sense was tingling during the PR brief, so he missed the big robot.

 

[TheSchaef]

Well, I'm just going to turn around and walk away from this thread, since the never asked for this line was already dropped a day ago.

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

Kids, if you're ever going to do an Unskippable marathon with a drinking game and don't wish to die. PLEASE don't make it a rule to take a shot whenever you hear Nolan North.

 

[Tygerml]

They do what they must, because they can.

And to give humanity the wisdom of a rhino that can speak.

"Graze.....Charge.......Graze!"

Somehow, giving a rhino the proportional strength and speed of a human sounds like a downgrade to me..

 

[duchaked]

I should've listened to MovieBob lol...

but man I noticed quite a few of the things y'all poked fun at (Peter is really tall...wait a rhino with human DNA?). that means I outta play this game for the laughs xD