Unskippable: The Darkness 2

[Graham_LRR]

The Darkness 2

Sometimes, being the head of a crime family isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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[Zagzag]

Are they really only up to 10 on the in joke counter? I thought it was higher.

 

[Unhappy Crow]

I hope you continue using "#th time I died" line. It still funny to this day.

And when one of his grunts said "look at the girl to your right," shouldn't he have said your left? I wonder if that was there on purpose just to make him look like an idiot.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You had to use the "#th time I died" joke here since that joke started with The Darkness in the first place. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure this was only the 9th time you died.

 

[LadyRhian]

Cue "On Death's Door" Joke. "Mister Death, Mister Death, are you there? It's me again!" ::knocks::

 

[vxicepickxv]

You had to use the "#th time I died" joke here since that joke started with The Darkness in the first place. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure this was only the 9th time you died.

There were a couple of 7th times though, so it's okay.


If that was a second best date, I don't think I want to know how the best one went.

 

[LeeshaJoy]

I hope you continue using "#th time I died" line. It still funny to this day.

And when one of his grunts said "look at the girl to your right," shouldn't he have said your left? I wonder if that was there on purpose just to make him look like an idiot.

The other guy says "That's his left, dipshit." It's just hard to hear because Paul and Graham are talking over it.

 

[andersgeek]

Oh, no, no, no, no. No retiring "Nth time I died". It'd be like retiring Russell. Unthinkable!

 

[SnakeoilSage]

You'd think strippers, prostitutes, and women in general would learn to just stay out of mafia-related video games.

 

[Rangerboy87]

it comes back full circle with the darkness and the darkness 2

(digital extremes also worked on dark sector and you made a unskippable on that game as well)

Which also has an "nth time I died"

Speaking of which, guys, keep it going. When it comes to Russell, "nth time I died", and big moon jokes, you have my expressed written permission to use them as much as you want. It's like a fun game to play to see how many crows, near deaths, and big moons there are in games.

 

[Darth_Payn]

One of your funniest videos yet, guys! I just knew you were aching to do another "And that was the Nth time I died." joke.

 

[Mr Companion]

In soviet The Darkness, you black out because a car crashes YOU!

 

[217not237]

That guy should definitely narrate everything. Think about it: "It was good times, it was pretty shitty times; it was the time of really smart guys, it was the time of retards-- you get it, good and bad, right? So, like, it was a ton like right now!" I'd actually enjoy A Tale of Two Cities if that was how it was written.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

On a positive note, he won't have to worry about them calling the next day...

 

[K4RN4GE911]

That guy should definitely narrate everything. Think about it: "It was good times, it was pretty shitty times; it was the time of really smart guys, it was the time of retards-- you get it, good and bad, right? So, like, it was a ton like right now!" I'd actually enjoy A Tale of Two Cities if that was how it was written.

Oh God, I had to sit through an audiobook of that and the narrator was so, damn, boring! That spastic narrator at the start would have made my entire middle school life if he was the one on that cassette tape.

And don't you two DARE retire "#th time I died!" I literally started applauding when it came on because it's just too hilarious!

EDIT: Captcha says "hobby-horse."
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[The_Waspman]

Ugh, not to be the humourless nerd here, but every Darkness fan knows Jackie never knew his father. The previous Darkness bearer dies when his son is conceived.

*shakes head sadly*

 

[Varya]

I was waiting for the "nth time I died" joke the entire video. Was not dissapoint

 

[ewhac]

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All better now; thanks.