Unskippable: The Saboteur

[Omikron009]

I think this was the best unskippable to date.

Begun, zis klone var has!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Damn you Hitler Yoda!

 

[Snotnarok]

Nazi Yoda, I'll have to remember that

 

[asterismW]

I seem to be the only naysayer but...

Can you at least warn us if you're going to use cutscenes with pornography? Surprising, I know, but not all of us want to see that.

 

[LittleMikey]

Wait, all they do on the censored version is put tassels on the nipples...? How is that censoring?!?

...Surely you can guess what they are anyway...

Actually it does more then remove the tassels, you can get to a secret area in the Strip Club that has a minigame where you can win money or a cool car oh, and more strippers.

 

[dex-dex]

"you owe five franc in the swear jar mister!"

LOL

 

[DigitalSushi]

..and the first thing he says to a Frenchman is that he'll kick his teeth in.

Isn't that the first thing you would say to a Frenchman?

Since I'm French, not really.

But as a Frenchman yes I can say thats how the Irish introduce themselves to us.

 

[DigitalSushi]

hahahaha.
i hate random french guys that approach me at the bar

That then ask you to come meet them in a darkened place in gay Paris, yeah I'm totally not falling for that one again.

 

[CopperBoom]

I actually loved this game more than I thought I would.
This is coming from someone who hated "Uncharted 1&2" so I guess graphics and gameplay are not everything to some. I dug the silly accents and story and freeplay enviroments. It was a long enjoyable single player experience.

 

[Morayman]

i know games are known for their dodgy voice acting, but that was ridiculous, great vid though guys

 

[ntnimara]

you must do all the cut scenes in this game..

I love the French.. but taking the piss out of bad French accents is gold ^.^

 

[Badassassin]

hahahaha.
i hate random french guys that approach me at the bar

That then ask you to come meet them in a darkened place in gay Paris, yeah I'm totally not falling for that one again.

"umm yeah if you didn't notice frenchy im at the strip joint i think its safe to say im not interested"

 

[samsonguy920]

..and the first thing he says to a Frenchman is that he'll kick his teeth in.

Isn't that the first thing you would say to a Frenchman?

Since I'm French, not really.

But as a Frenchman yes I can say thats how the Irish introduce themselves to us.

What I would like to know apart from the awesome episode of Unskippable, is if in the game it is explained why an Irishman, whose country was neutral leaning towards supporting Germany during the war, is so gungho about helping the French fight the Germans?

 

[paralost]

wow i loved this one. excellent job...but if nazis ruin everything then doesn't that mean this episode sucked...wait...u-ugh main brelting..............

 

[zeratul123]

wow the intro keept me concentrated until they started talking i got bored hahahaha

 

[DigitalSushi]

..and the first thing he says to a Frenchman is that he'll kick his teeth in.

Isn't that the first thing you would say to a Frenchman?

Since I'm French, not really.

But as a Frenchman yes I can say thats how the Irish introduce themselves to us.

What I would like to know apart from the awesome episode of Unskippable, is if in the game it is explained why an Irishman, whose country was neutral leaning towards supporting Germany during the war, is so gungho about helping the French fight the Germans?

Possibly because he's a race car driver and Hitler founded a National racing car team to beat all other nation teams with the help the 4 major german Car manufacterers of the time, of which i'm pretty sure Audi and Benz were helping help, its were Audi gets its 4 Circle logo from, it was the Nazi racing team logo.

And they beat everyone, including the Irish, and half of the Irish are of Gayllic descent hence they love themselves a bit of French man love what with us being Gallic brethren and all. Same with the Scots, they are Gallic descent much like the French, to the point an old guy in Scotland actually gave me a hug when I lived there because I was from France and his papa fought with the French.... he called me his "Gallic brother", which was nice.

 

[Snowpact]

I had to pause the video when he started with Hitler-Yoda, since I was laughing so loud, I couldn't breathe :-D. Nice one, fellas. Nice one.

 

[Aptspire]

Bon...C'est bien la dernière fois que je révèle ma langue maternelle à de parfaits inconnus
Good work as always guys XD

 

[13lackfriday]

Indeed it was a peculiarly interesting cutscene...
Right up to the point when you noticed their movements were strangely stiff and clunky, their faces were totally devoid of emotion, and their fingers are frozen rigid to their hands.

Ick.

The main character is Irish so he hangs out in a bar; he's in France, so the bar has strippers. How stereotypical.

Also LOL at the Hitler Yoda

and the first thing he says to a Frenchman is that he'll kick his teeth in.

Let me be the first to yell: "BARFIGHT!!!"

 

[Quistnix]

I loved (really loved, like in a "Almost as good as the Lost Planet one" way) the part before the flashback, but once the flashback kicked in things got a lot less funny. Still, very good episode!